-freezing in time, i.e. can't move, also Dave-
Crossroads, dude. In between universes and shit.
-hovers near Near to hear him-
Naw, come on man, he may be carrying fifty tons of fucking weapons but that doesn't mean... How the hell are you carrying all those things on you?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(Looks at the creepy guy.) Yes, though only half. Are you a reanimated corpse or something?
If he becomes violent, I'm going outside.
(Jumps visibly at the sight of his eyes. Has a very sincere "I don't know you and you're scaring me" look on his face.)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Rules...?(looks at rules. I suppose they're the same as the old ones) Uh... We have trouble reading. We not really smart. We know how to rip and tear through flesh though! We also know how to get to flesh that's in those metal boxes smarter guys call "armor" or something... Or how to grab the running meat and draw it to us with a hook. We pretty good at it.
What bothers me is he looked sincere when he ranted about knowing us. He must be having some pretty strong delusions...
(Glances at the Abomination.) Hm. Basically the gist of it is no raping and no killing. Fairly simple, no?
(Feels inexplicably bad for the insane man now.)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-reads off the rules for the Abomination-
I don't think anybody with delusions can be that sincere about it. I think Egbert told me something like this in one of his shit movies. Some guy ends up getting forgotten by everybody he knew and everything about him is inexplicably gone, like he never existed in the first place.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean(Gives the Abomination an odd look.) It's best not to worry about that... Or ask...
Huh, that sounds far-fetched, but it would really be pretty sad if it was tr-
Oh God, he's back... He got in a fight, too... Should we run for it?
(Watches the crazy man from a distance, visibly unnerved by his injuries and how he must have received them.)
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(Looks concerned for the irate guy. Writes.)
"I DON'T THINK ANYONE HERE'S PRANKING YOU, SIR. PLEASE TRY TO CALM DOWN. CAN I GET YOU A GLASS OF WATER?"
(Eli waddles up to the stranger and senses something very bad about him.)
QUACK! (Flies up onto a cupboard in fright.)
(Looks over at Dave, muttering to keep Cloud from hearing.) I think he's mentally ill or something. Might be dangerous.
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