This is obviously a hallucination. Sometimes the Lady in the Glass makes them, and sometimes the good doctor, and sometimes my medicine, and sometimes... -Cocks his head to one side-
I can hear the cries of the Planet. Its blood flows through my veins, and every day they pump in more and more. So loud... lost souls, gone and dead and reused. All their voices as one. Noisy.
And the Planet is angry. Mmm....
...
-Fake-lunges at Dave-
No... don't Zack is... coma... mistake... implants, but they... gone, said he was... too many escapes... they were going to... calmer... operation... mistake...
...-Smiles- You hide your eyes, pyjama boy. Why?
-Zaphod should probably explain to the characters what it's for-
edited 4th Aug '12 2:18:18 PM by WonderSquid
-has no idea what the Thinking Cap does and doesn't notice it-
Alright, let me see if I got this right. This Zack dude is in a coma due to a mistake in implants, but they couldn't fix it nor want to fix it because he's had too many escapes so they were going to make him calmer in an operation, but it's all a mistake. Right?
And you ever heard about albinos and their freaky red eyes? How it's all sensitive and shit? Yeah.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-comes back in- Huh, what's my Thinking cap doing here? I don't need to focus! Besides, There isn't a lemon around here is there? -is holding two lemons in his hands-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."No, I know what it does, but the characters have no reason to randomly stick a lemon on this guy's head unless he at least tells them what it is..
Oh, you're referring to him. So silly, he was. Always running. So they opened his head, and took parts out, and put parts in, but it didn't work. So now he's gone! Bye! And I'm aaaall alone, have been. Two years. Yes... alone with the good doctor. Tried to escape through a noose or a bubble in the blood, but they got clever and took those things, and they always are watching watching watching watching watching —
-Starts laughing-
edited 4th Aug '12 2:27:44 PM by WonderSquid
-looks at his hands- Oh, so I do. -puts on his thinking cap, pressing one lemon down on it making it spin- Right! Now, I'm in this room with a load of different universes branching off this one point, and I'm... holding a lemon whilst searching for the ultimate question...
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-looks at Wallace- Hey, can you calm down with the singing sir?
-loud static-
Vote. .#Bayonetta 4 Smash

-starts reading-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."