-takes out a bottle of mild apple cider- Just one bottle- don't want to get drunk. Drink in moderation and all that, just like my father says. "Only get pissed when you're in the middle of a foreign country- and on an adventure, running from terrorists."
He... is sometimes very specific about his advice. I have taken that particular bit of wisdom as "don't get drunk ever"
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postYes, my father's a bit of an eccentric... but- he's what inspired me to become an archaeologist. And well- Vigilante I guess. I always liked his adventure stories.
Like that time in Egypt- a mummified supervillain from Ancient Egypt became infatuated with him. Apparently she's chased him all across the globe. He even came up with a format in order to distinguish whether someone hitting on him was her possessing the body of someone. Because he said- her body was destroyed in their first encounter. So now she's just kind of- a ghost.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Well, like, you can open it without throwing it. It's just a bit instinctual - I can't describe it, but I think you can figure it out.
Oh, yeah, also - once a Poké Ball captures something, it gets marked by it. It can only go to and from that Ball in particular, though you can free it by breaking the Ball.