Because a bunch of shadowy guys are offering me a metric fuck-tonne of money to know what happened.
I sent an email to them already, because this guy called Michael told me they were dead. But they said to check more than one source.
Also to provide some proof.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-look, Audrey-
-Johnny is reading a book-
-like a NERD-
-wtf is "The Aten: A study of a dynasty history wanted to forget"-
Al right- pleasure to meet you, yada yada...
-follows her through the woods, dragging his heels slightly-
Heard these parts were supposed to be dangerous.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postAl right- good to know I'm being protected by a child soldier. Y'know there were viral videos to prevent shit like that from happening, y'know? People got all in a hissy over it and everything. 'Course they didn't do anything except like and reblog- which meant nothing really happened...
Because if everyone's the messenger, no-one acts on it.
Oh hi, Mike.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

-Liman notices John Grant taking out a deck chair, and sitting down to get on his laptop as well-
-a very bored expression-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post