"Global warming was actually confirmed leftist propaganda, we don't actually know WHY that happened!"
Excuse me- what? What happened with the scientific evidence-?
-raises an eyebrow-
-putting down some notes on his laptop-
-though he does make a point- You know, this place doesn't seem that dangerous.
-Aommatos watches Hoshi for a moment-
-whilst cleaning his vast array of GUNS-
-being more preoccupied with that, than a kid cleaning sunglasses-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postNo- I was just slightly unaware that I had company for a moment there.
-why does one man need seven pistols is the real question-
-they all look concealable, especially with the heavy robes that Aommatos is wearing-
-his voice is also electronically distorted-
I've been here three days- and not a single thing's happened.
And y'know what they say about arms races...
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWell- I just know there was evidence of it happening.
I mean- I'm just an archaeologist, the most I know about climate change is what the Vikings were going through...
Self-defense.
On the run from a bad lot of people- I have concealed weapons in case they find me.
More than just a saying. It's fact. And it leads to wars, y'know.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWell... fair enough, I suppose.
My name's Johnny. Johnny Rodger.
A fairy's living in my sword, she's called Aelfi. Though right now she's just concentrating on meditation.
Besides. Making a preemptive move would be an idiot thing in this situation, so- not to worry... I don't intend to start anything.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-shrugs- I can't say for certain. But it's definitely making a point.
You make anyone that does have a problem with you- step up their game, too.
... Aelfi- is the last fairy on Earth in my world.
So I'm not surprised that you think they don't exist.
-Aelfi floats out of the sword, flipping Audrey off- And don't call me fake, bitch.
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Main Room
(too busy talking into phone to notice) No, dad! These parts are for a friend of mine! (pause) This place is more dangerous than you realize. If he doesn't get the Jegan armor, someone might kill him. (pause) Fine. I won't get my allowance for next year or so.