Maybe it does matter.
The last person I worked as a bodyguard for is dead, and that was right after I had an episode in front of her and nearly killed her myself.
I have this... condition. I have a lot of conditions, actually. Sometimes I want to hurt myself. Sometimes I start panicking and nothing is wrong. Sometimes I remember bad things and I can't stop. Sometimes I have seizures. I couldn't even maintain a body with four limbs before Majora and this other kid fixed me. The last three families I had kicked me out of the house because I ruined their lives.
...I feel like you should know, because now that you've decided you... that I might be worthwhile, it feels like lying. You should — you should know.
edited 20th Apr '17 10:46:52 PM by WonderSquid
"Yeah. Created a bunch of energy constructs to try and murder me. Someone shot its little meat puppet so I could get away but it escaped before I could fight back..."
"I just...I shouldn't even have come here. I've brought nothing but problems..."
"...I see. How do you take tea, Mr. Strife?"
-What-
"Don't mention it kid. Got a crate of weapons in the basement. Practice with the pistol first and we'll move onto something with more...kick, after that."
edited 20th Apr '17 10:49:48 PM by Randomman5
"Nonsense, I will. You have a lot on your mind. Please, feel free to relax her. I will be back promptly."
-Artemis heads to the kitchen for a moment-
-...I think that was his way of saying "don't sweat it, we're still cool"-
-She's also covered in purple blood-
edited 20th Apr '17 10:51:22 PM by Randomman5
-Takes a careful sip of his and does his best to relax-
...Been practising. It's been a few months since I've done this, and I've got more human bits than before. That's good for doing things like walking and breathing. Bad if I'm trying to shuffle things around...
Maybe I won't have to say anything. If there's anything I've learned from doing this over the years, it's that if you just walk in there like you're supposed to be there, nobody really cares what you do in the meantime.
edited 20th Apr '17 11:01:12 PM by WonderSquid

... She what?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!