"And regardless, I doubt you'd have the power to do much of anything..."
-Artemis picks up the bottle and taps the side-
"...with half a pint of holy water inside you."
-The fairy's eyes widen in abject horror shortly befoee she screams, an almost feral howl of fear and despair-
"You...you killed me!"
"Now if I wanted you dead, wouldn't I have had my 'gorilla' kill you? The book, then an antidote."
-The fairy begrudgingly hands Artemis a rather small book-
-Cloud this is probably the start of something awful-
"Oh, I have. I considered suing, those things are totally me!"
edited 26th Mar '17 9:46:41 PM by Randomman5
-Artemis takes several pictures of every single page before handing it back to the fairy along with 2 small bottles-
"Wait until we leave to drink these. One is water from one of the most potent springs on Earth - should be 'magical' enough to dilute that holy water. The second is a...booster shot. Should be enough to flush all that alcohol from your system and take you from the brink of death you so obviously teeter on. Now, Mr. Strife..."
-Picks himself up and turns to leave-
"We will not want to be here for this."
-Turns to leave, glancing nervously over his shoulder at their contact frequently-
Don't give them names. They've had mine for years. Guard yours more closely.
-Is leaking sap down his fingers from clenching his fist so hard-
Well, same thing. -Isn't much older than her-
edited 26th Mar '17 9:59:12 PM by WonderSquid

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