"It is a unique opportunity. An unprecedented crime. Nobody's going to be prepared for something that has never happened before."
-Audrey sees (aside from some entries written in ancient Mayan, the fuck?)...-
[Dear Diary, met a girl named Audrey today. She definitely seems nice, but she's kinda...got a lot on her plate. I talked her through it and gave her a necklace and I hope things work out for her..."
-Earlier than that...-
[There's someone else like me! That Hal guy, he said he was 'older and more powerful' and I think he was trying to scare me off or something. He seems like a cool guy, though. I've never met another one of...whatever I am! I have so many questions for him! I'm gonna invite him over and we can talk.]
-Muuuuuuch earlier than that-
[...I'm really hungry. I haven't consumed anything in such a long time, but this universe is so old...everything's colonized. I've gotta find something nobody's touched and nobody wants...I don't wanna find out if actually can starve to death...]
"B-but I..."
edited 25th Mar '17 9:06:31 PM by Randomman5
Mental deterioration, haemorrhaging of blood vessels, instability, madness, seizures, cancer, death.
When used in conjunction with other substances, however, it can yield unusual effects.
-Sighs- My client has seen fit to ask me for immortality. She is a fool. She will suffer. She will beg for death, and no one will be able to deliver it to her. But I owe her a debt, and this is how she has asked it be paid.
If there's no precedent, you also don't know if it'll work.
Clarice's Room
Jasmine: ...Your worst case assumes her army will go down as easily as you say.
Main Room
Iwasawa: Fair point. Let's you focus on what you want to do.
Roof Access
Homura: ...Like making a deal with a devil.
Getting tired, guys - maybe 3 more posts
The damned queen and the relentless knight.

...Why the Folk? There are a million easier ways to make money. I could just assassinate a world leader for the tenth of the effort this is gonna take.