Ah well. I can't really explore, unless Jolly Johnny Rodger here explores. I'm bound to the sword.
Ah- yes- uh- just to make things clear, I'm not the one who bound her to it. Plus she wants me to use the sword.
He somehow reaches the quality of being worthy to wield it. So I've just poked him into being a superhero. In training.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWell when you can say that you've done a nice job of saving lives from an invading force- maybe YOU can say that we're throwing out our lives! It was only because of me that France was saved from a marauding band of elves! My wielder died valiantly!
Uhhh... -clearly caught between a rock and a hard place-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post(Michael has just come back inside, and has noticed that some big guy is just there on the ground. (i.e. He has noticed Prince Adam's latest status) He walks up to the man and peers down at him.)
(Michael is a normal guy with red hair and wears a white and blue military dress uniform, with a gun and rapier strapped to his waist.)
...What are you doing on the floor?
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."Yeah- that kind of sounds like a problem... I mean- personally, despite what Aelfi might think, usually I try to avoid unnecessary fights.
Geez. And- well- I'm in training, so there isn't much that I should be able to take on...
I have a friend that's been taken hostage by a demon. But I'm nowhere near qualified to take that on.
Demons are gods. And fairies? We're only halfway there. I'd need him to be at peak performance to even stand a chance at wounding or killing a demon. But that's only because it's magic.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Eires regarded the cigarette still trailing between their fingers.
"...'sides, this sort of thing just drives people up the wall most of the time."
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