(Michael has just realised he's made a pretty big mistake.)
..Oh, this just got very awkward.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."She looks over her shoulder at Marcia.
"Oh? I'm sorry my dear. You are quite the darling, love will come your way one day."
After one final drawer, she gives up the search.
"Who am I? What kind of manners do you have, asking without giving your name first? You can make up for your mistake by telling me where the lemons are."
(To Jello Woman)
..Uh, yeah, sorry, I've had a weird week. I'm Michael Tapferin.
And I don't know where they keep the lemons. Or if any of the lemons are supposed to be in the kitchen, for that matter.
edited 19th Mar '17 3:28:36 AM by G2BattleConvoy
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human.""Thank you very much. What's a-" She takes a look around the kitchen for whatever she hasn't opened and finds the large standing box that is the fridge. At the risk of looking dumb, she opens it confidently. Thankfully, the lemons were found and she scoops up an armful.
"Very good. I am Princess Dorothy." She swallows a lemon whole. It makes its way down, bulges past her throat, and to her stomach where it can be seen dissolving slowly.
"A pleasure. Why are you sharing swords in the kitchen?"
edited 19th Mar '17 3:44:38 AM by sinkquattro
(Decides not to comment on the lemon swallowing)
Uh, actually, I didn't have a sword before she gave me this one. (Raises the hand containing said sword while reaching for the pistol he has in the holster he has strapped to his waist. He takes care not to actually point it at her, but he still manages shows the gun to her.)
And this pistol is also a recent acquisition. I'm not going into details how I got that one.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."-Dorothy may notice a woman staring at her from the kitchen table, eyeing her with a mixture of curiosity and suspicion-
-She wears an old leather jacket and has apparently taken a moral stand against letting the left hand side of her head grow hair-
Your bones are missing.
edited 19th Mar '17 3:49:21 AM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(To Gracia)
Uhm, hi.... How many people are in this kitchen?
edited 19th Mar '17 4:18:57 AM by G2BattleConvoy
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."@ Michael: "Oh, all the ladies must be giving you weapons, hm? Are... you a knight perhaps? Your dress seems fairly formal."
@ Punk girl: "How rude. I've yet to see anyone else's skeletons. If they're on the inside, how are you sure they're really there?"
@ Marcia: "Are you a sword fairy? Am I in a fairy tale?"
Dorothy's eyebrows go up as she casts a quick look around.
-She opens her mouth, then shuts it-
-You've stumped her-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(To Dorothy) Uhm...
Actually, I got it from a lunatic in a gas mask after he caused some trouble trying to track down a guy he hated. He left it behind, so I decided to keep it.
...And I guess you could say that I am a knight. Kinda. If knights were meant to pilot giant humanoid machines used in warfare, that is.
edited 19th Mar '17 4:05:42 AM by G2BattleConvoy
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."-She looks to Michael-
My name is Gracia. It's nice to meet you.
-Then to Dorothy again-
Why are you green? Are you sick?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(To Gracia) Same here.
(To Dorothy, possibly being Literal-Minded) I'm not even sure I can. I don't even know where my Graze Ritter Arsenal is.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."

Kitchen
(@Micheal) Indeed...
(@Jello Woman) Uh, Mike here w-was just talking, um, about my a-ability to change forms.