"...Okay. So, this body isn't actually me. I'm actually kind of a...formless...mass of energy...and I need to absorb significant amounts of matter and radiation to sustain myself. So...I look for uninhabited worlds, or stars that aren't supporting life and, uh...yeah..."
edited 15th Mar '17 8:48:13 PM by Randomman5
Well, there's a type of hardware that I'm a fan of, where I come from, and once I informed her of this hardware, she assumed I'm some kind of imperialist.
Which I'm not, by the way. I just work for an organization that's been enforcing law and order in the Solar System for 300 years.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human.""-Sigh- You don't. You don't and that's not fair to you and I'm sorry. And I know that there's nothing I can do to convince you and that regardless of what I do you're still gonna be on edge. And I'm sorry."
-It sounded like she's said that literally thousands of times-
"Tried to kill my friends and conquer the Earth."
edited 15th Mar '17 9:05:44 PM by Randomman5

That's awesome! How do you know how to do all that?
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.