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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1217651: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:18:20 PM

I keep the population stable.

Besides- it's better than self-experimentation, or using human subjects.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1217652: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:19:01 PM

"Okay, you're not wrong..."

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1217653: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:20:41 PM

...Kay.

(SOON ENOUGH there's an auds who looks pretty dead inside)

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1217654: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:21:20 PM

Aren't we all?

-Lapino shrugs-

As long as the crows don't follow us here, I think Peter'll be happy here.

Deer
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1217655: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:22:03 PM

"Well, crows aren't too bad. Kinda annoying if they caw all night, but just throw a shoe at 'em. S'what I do!"

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1217656: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:23:35 PM

"Alright Audrey! How thirsty are you?!"

oh god she's coming on to you is she

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1217657: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:24:04 PM

They have happy lives- and I don't intend to be causing pain.

Plus, I need something that has a bloodflow and a nervous system- because then I know what it'll react like on me.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1217658: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:24:15 PM

... Crows burn things. Houses, belongings. People...

They used to march into villages at night and abduct people too.

-Lapino shakes his head-

Deer
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1217659: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:26:03 PM

-Exits the bathroom- How are you alive?

I mean... y'know. -Gestures in an unhelpful manner-

Nnnnnnnope.

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1217660: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:26:32 PM

...What the fuck.

It's the cure for your Annie thing. Trudy, hand it to her.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1217661: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:26:56 PM

"Oh, you're talkin' bad guys."

"Okay, you make a really good point."

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1217662: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:28:20 PM

Yeah.. bad guys... Badder than me, at least.

-Lapino looks over at Cloud and looks back at Rotty and just sorta shrugs-

... Did... Did you dunk your head under the sink?

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1217664: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:29:26 PM

After all.

-he gets up, and grabs an unmarked bottle from one of the shelves of chemicals-

This is my most dangerous ingredient from the original formula.

It's a chloride.

Self-experimentation with this in the mix is like playing Russian roulette.

The bright side is that I haven't had the common cold in decades.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1217665: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:29:30 PM

-Looks at Cloud and just kinda...shrugs-

"Is it toxic?"

edited 13th Mar '17 10:29:50 PM by Randomman5

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1217666: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:30:36 PM

Its Chlorine, on its' own- it is.

Absolutely deadly.

But within the formula- it is muted out, and the harmful reactions are neutralized.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1217667: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:30:41 PM

"-GIVE- Quickly! Who knows what'll happen in the next ten seconds?!"

"Oh boy."

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1217668: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:31:44 PM

"Okay, so at least you're not poisoning yourself."

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1217669: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:32:48 PM

I can't — I can't smell right anymore. Or I wouldn't ask. Sorry.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1217670: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:32:58 PM

-nods-

Again- side effect of my invisibility is I'm remarkably immune to most diseases.

The amount of chloride coursing through my veins and arteries kills most viruses and bacteria.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1217671: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:33:22 PM

You could've smacked your head on the spout doing that.

We have cups for drinking or uh... washing your hair.

Your nose clogged?

edited 13th Mar '17 10:33:50 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1217672: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:34:21 PM

"...That sounds unhealthy."

"Oh no, I might be dead but I don't smell! Girl's gotta shower, after all!"

TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1217673: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:36:34 PM

(just drinks up)

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1217674: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:37:58 PM

It hasn't killed me yet, so I'm not complaining.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1217675: Mar 13th 2017 at 10:38:14 PM

-to Rottytops- I can't tell anymore. Is this what it's like being scent-deaf like the rest of you?

I needed water. Cups are really slow, and everyone's always bugging me for the shower if I take too long.


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