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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1216801: Mar 12th 2017 at 4:07:25 PM

"Well, I don't-"

"You betcha! We get matching outfits? Because I could totally rock that."

"Well, I did see Earth like that a few times. Every civilization goes through that phase, it's not just you."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216802: Mar 12th 2017 at 4:08:36 PM

I'm sure they do.

Though a contemporary- growing up with imperialism around me wasn't nice.

I remember I was perhaps... 16 when the Anglo-Zulu war began.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1216803: Mar 12th 2017 at 4:09:25 PM

"I...don't remember that one. To be fair, there's, hehe...a lotta Earth wars..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216804: Mar 12th 2017 at 4:11:53 PM

There are.

My son served in the First World War.

And I remember both Boer Wars.

And that's not even going into the other ones I've seen and read about.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1216805: Mar 12th 2017 at 5:26:02 PM

-There's a loud scraping sound coming from the kitchen-

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1216806: Mar 12th 2017 at 5:34:47 PM

-detective's just in the kitchen, eating pretzels from a bag-

[[cinnamon;-when he hears the scraping-]]

...?

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1216807: Mar 12th 2017 at 5:38:05 PM

Great! Here's your uniforms! (hands over a pair of matching leotards over to Rottytops and Shantae. There's a KN logo on both of them.)

(notices the scraping noises)

You hear that?

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216808: Mar 12th 2017 at 5:43:32 PM

Savannah's layin' her head down on the table, glancing up at the scraping noise.

"... pre-emptive fuck off."

edited 12th Mar '17 5:54:30 PM by Trip

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1216809: Mar 12th 2017 at 5:52:41 PM

-Someone has decided to smuggle a moose-sized bird into the kitchen, along with some sort of animal carcass-

-Said someone is also using the kitchen table to clean said carcass-

-Looks up at Savannah- Hello to you too.

edited 12th Mar '17 5:58:33 PM by WonderSquid

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216810: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:00:27 PM

"... -DEAD ANIMAL, shoots right up- Hu-Jesus Christ!"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1216811: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:01:33 PM

-is both disgusted and confused-

Hw—why—how—

edited 12th Mar '17 6:03:55 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1216812: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:02:23 PM

-The bird squawks loudly back at her-

What?

-Goes back to work- That's where meat comes from. I can wrap it up in some cellophane if you like.

-The bird is still alive and a distinct entity from the carcass-

edited 12th Mar '17 6:02:55 PM by WonderSquid

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216813: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:04:29 PM

"On- on the- -BIRB- Quiet, you! -Cloud- Right on the fuckin' table?"

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1216814: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:06:27 PM

-It squawks back even louder-

...I guess I could do it on the floor, but I brought it in here in the first place because it was cleaner on a table.

-Frowns- I'll share, if that's the problem.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216815: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:08:45 PM

"Isn't there like, another table outside, or a shed, or- -BIRB- Hnghg-! -squawks back-"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1216816: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:10:02 PM

Okay why the f—The problem is there's a dead animal on the table!

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1216817: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:12:17 PM

-It seems pleased by this and leans in for head pats-

No. It's just trees.

I want to try eating food. It's been a while.

-Grunts- Fine.

-Scoops up everything he's cut so far, puts it back into the chest cavity, and shuffles outside to sulk finish his work in the dirt-

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216818: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:15:40 PM

"I'm not gonna fucking pet you, featherfuck!"

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1216819: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:20:13 PM

-From outside- Oi!

-It chatters angrily at her and takes a snap at her-

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1216820: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:20:29 PM

Where do you even get birds that big?

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216821: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:21:52 PM

"-flinches away- Rabid! Rabid! Shoo, shoo! -wave wave-"

WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1216822: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:25:16 PM

-Shoos off to someone that will never tell it no ever-

-It's the one living thing that will tolerate his presence and naturally he babies it to no end-

-Leans in the door briefly- Leave Elmyra alone. That's a good way to lose an eye.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216823: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:26:50 PM

"Elmer here tried to bite me!"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1216824: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:27:54 PM

...

-takes his pretzels and scoots away from the bird-

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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#1216825: Mar 12th 2017 at 6:28:16 PM

Her name is Elmyra, and you yelled at her.


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