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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216701: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:55:27 PM

So in summary- I'm not dumb for carrying a revolver with me on the street.

Considering that it is what I can conceal- and it is effective- by the standards of my time.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216702: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:58:44 PM

"Gosh, you're getting too angry over this!"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216703: Mar 11th 2017 at 11:00:33 PM

Sorry, sorry.

I tend to get petty and a bit of an ass when people call me dumb, for idiotic reasons.

There are better ones to call me an ass over.

Obviously I won't tell you them.

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1216704: Mar 11th 2017 at 11:02:25 PM

Outside

You're welcome. Y'all can make one of them statue businesses if yer this good.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216706: Mar 11th 2017 at 11:05:49 PM

... I don't have a gun fetish.

I just own a rifle and two revolvers.

If I had a gun fetish, I'd probably have a maxim too.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216708: Mar 11th 2017 at 11:10:38 PM

Do you not know what a maxim is?

I suppose you weren't alive for its' invention...

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216710: Mar 11th 2017 at 11:13:34 PM

It was a machine-gun.

One of the first of its' kind.

We had a poem about it.

Admittedly it was imperialistic and jingoistic nonsense, but- regardless.

Whatever happens, we have got The Maxim gun, and they have not.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216712: Mar 11th 2017 at 11:25:07 PM

I never fired one.

But if you ask me if I supported the British Empire, I would point to my lack of involvement in the Boer War.

And I've never served in the army.

I just don't believe in imperialistic nonsense.

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gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#1216713: Mar 11th 2017 at 11:32:18 PM

-Cirno giggles at that, just looking over the statue now.-

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216715: Mar 11th 2017 at 11:44:33 PM

Though- that didn't stop my son from joining the army in the First World War...

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Enirboreh AKA Nixer from the domain of infinite floof. Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
AKA Nixer
#1216716: Mar 12th 2017 at 1:38:20 AM

edited 12th Mar '17 1:40:24 AM by Enirboreh

bork
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1216717: Mar 12th 2017 at 10:23:46 AM

-Oriana is out on the roof-

-Shantae is in the kitchen-

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1216718: Mar 12th 2017 at 11:44:30 AM

(Kinnikuman is cooking up a beef bowl in the kitchen. Doesn't it smell good, Shantae?)

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1216719: Mar 12th 2017 at 11:44:51 AM

"Hey. Whatcha makin'?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216720: Mar 12th 2017 at 11:56:34 AM

-Jack heads out onto the roof, pipe in his hand-

-pondering at the sky-

-he's beginning to light it-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1216721: Mar 12th 2017 at 11:57:41 AM

"Uh, hey."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216722: Mar 12th 2017 at 11:59:42 AM

-he looks at Oriana-

Good day.

-he does not seem that fussed-

How are you doing-?

-he begins to puff away at his pipe-

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1216723: Mar 12th 2017 at 11:59:43 AM

Kitchen

A beef bowl. Would ya like some?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1216724: Mar 12th 2017 at 12:00:46 PM

"I'm alright. Just...thinking."

"Heck yeah!"

edited 12th Mar '17 12:00:51 PM by Randomman5

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216725: Mar 12th 2017 at 12:07:07 PM

Mmm.

I'm much the same.

-he breathes in for a long time, before letting out a big cloud of smoke with a sigh-

I won't pretend to know what's going on.

Mostly because I don't.

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