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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216676: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:04:07 PM

... Exactly.

Okay.

Here's an offer.

I will help you, maid-girl- build an actual catapult.

And then you lug it around with you for a day, with some of your friends.

And you tell me that it's a good self-defense measure.

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gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#1216677: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:04:25 PM

-Cirno nods, and gets to work, forming the ice that she'll use, and then slowly sublimating and growing it in different areas. It's a slow process, but what was described is coming into view.-

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216678: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:06:43 PM

"Mmm... no thanks, I'll just get a lightning gun!"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216679: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:07:57 PM

That's- that's not the point.

You were suggesting that this hypothetical Knight ought to take a catapult with him on the streets, as well as a few friends.

-a new friend is on the couch-

-she is reading a magazine, legs crossed-

edited 11th Mar '17 10:08:45 PM by RegularDefender

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1216680: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:10:07 PM

Outside

(Terryman gives a hearty thumbs up to Cirno as she's making the scuplture.)

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#1216682: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:12:50 PM

-Well, her creation is kinda close, but it's not perfect. Not in detail, but in the concept. Cirno doesn't understand wrestling.-

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216683: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:14:46 PM

-the new friend's tale drifts a little as she continues to quietly read her magazine-

-eyes like fire-

-hair like snow-

But- if you were the knight- you wouldn't lug around a catapult, would you?

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216685: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:17:07 PM

Heavens save me...

Look.

You were the one who suggested.

That he should use a catapult.

My revolver is the most practical thing I have access to, outside of using my fists and blunt objects.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216687: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:22:04 PM

I actually do have a second revolver.

It is a spare.

I just don't carry it on me, because it is impractical to wield both at once.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216689: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:27:40 PM

I can't hide a rifle in my jacket!

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1216690: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:28:29 PM

Outside

(still giving a thumbs up) You did a good job.

gameboy3 The Faker from Michigan Since: Dec, 2011
The Faker
#1216691: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:35:26 PM

"You think so? Thanks!"

And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216693: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:38:13 PM

Come with me for a moment.

-he gets up, and puts his journal inside his jacket-

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216695: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:42:01 PM

-he walks upstairs, to his room-

I need to show you something, in order to prove my point.

Because words cannot express it.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216697: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:48:37 PM

-like always it smells a little bit of chemicals, it's kind of dark, and candlelit-

-he walks over to his wardrobe-

-and unlocks it-

-before he pulls out a goddamn lee enfield rifle-

-with trained hands, he pulls back the bolt to check that it isn't loaded-

-and then hands it to Audrey-

Go ahead. Try to fold that without breaking it.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1216698: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:49:54 PM

"... Can you not fold your weapons from your time? Gee, it must suck living back then!"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1216699: Mar 11th 2017 at 10:50:37 PM

Yes.

Yes life sucks in general.

That doesn't change no matter what time you're from.

But we can't fold our rifles.

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