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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1215326: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:23:51 PM

-shrugs-

Try to up their supply of furs?

I'd doubt they'd use them as weapons of war.

It's rather outdated.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215327: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:27:20 PM

Oh no, the answer wasn't that simple. Yeah poison kills. But there was nothing leading to it. Nothing was put in his drink and no needles stuck in. Clearly. It was something else. So I came in as a regular customer and went undercover while Jenny was on her break.

And boy did things get strange from there.

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1215328: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:28:24 PM

Kitchen

(@Jack) I'd have to agree. You h-have to feed and t-take care of them. The costs of d-doing that outweigh the benefits in my opinion.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215330: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:33:03 PM

"...I can handle strange."

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215331: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:33:48 PM

... Miss, people don't die smiling and squeaky clean from bullets. There's usually screaming and blood to go along with it. This guy died a happy man. Got what he came for and could rest in peace.

You sure?

edited 5th Mar '17 9:34:39 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215332: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:36:42 PM

"Y-yeah...I'm sure."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1215333: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:38:35 PM

Well, that and the nuclear option is far more effective...

And as we move further and further down the path of science- soon we are finding that mutually assured destruction in a nuclear war is not what it was hyped to be...

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215334: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:46:21 PM

Ahem! okay then!

So I went inside and my eyes were taken back all the shades of pink in the world and the smell of beer and sweat. It was not a place anyone except those who needed a little excitement in their lives. And the women there were hot on a regular level. Save for Gracie.

Now this girl was an eye catcher. She had a body that could draw a man in and was able to bend in ways no woman could. It was unnatural, yet I couldn't look away.

She was doing things they weren't supposed to. Kissing, feeling, things that would land her in trouble. But nobody stopped her for some reason and I didn't know why.

But when she had to give Jenny a turn she tried to take one of the men to the back door, and that was when I made my move.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215335: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:49:00 PM

"What'd you do?"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215336: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:57:25 PM

Follow her of course. Had to know what she would do to take more money off him.

I was not one to support fun times out back. So I got her attention and reminded her of the rules. But when the man went back in disappointed and got a look at her eyes. I knew who the culprit was.

Now her eyes weren't normal. She didn't have any whites in them oh no. It was black like her pupil. She was something else, something not human that nobody else seemed to notice.

I was ready to hold her down there and get someone to call the cops, but she thought far ahead of me and pinned me against the wall. Then locked me on the lips.

edited 5th Mar '17 9:58:34 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215337: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:59:35 PM

-Visibly flinches at the "something not human" bit-

"Doesn't make you a bad person... I'm guessing that did something...?"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215338: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:05:12 PM

Oh yeah. Made everything around me hazy save for her. Those lips were soft as roses and her breath was bitter. But it was too late for me, once we disconnected I was under her spell amd ready to let her take me with all the other dead men.

Then Jenny came out of nowhere with the fist of chastity and dragged me to her car while I was intoxicated. All doubts it was her doing were gone. But I couldn't do anything about it yet.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215339: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:06:11 PM

"So she was controlling people?"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215340: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:10:15 PM

In a way.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215341: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:10:49 PM

"That's terrible!"

edited 5th Mar '17 10:10:55 PM by Randomman5

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215342: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:15:42 PM

It was. As good a kisser she was I couldn't her get away with it.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215343: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:16:47 PM

"So, how'd you get better?"

-Meanwhile, in the night sky is a starry image of...a cartoony version of Oriana, eating popcorn while appearing to be listening to something-

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215344: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:20:52 PM

-better have some jazz up there too woman-

Spent the night at Jenny's house of course. I had to be treated like a drunk trying to leave for tail until morning and get through the worst hangover in my life. But I got through it.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215345: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:21:47 PM

"So it wore off. That's good."

-Why of course she does. She's seen detective movies, she knows what to play in the background for this-

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215346: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:28:08 PM

Eeeeeeeh I had to cough out a tadpole thing. But yeah.

-seemed insecure mentioning that, but he turns back around-

Me and her had to make a plan to stop her before she killed anymore lonely men. So we hatched a plan. We would hide behind a couple trashcans, wait for her to follow the routine, and then BOOM! We would catch her off guard before she pulled down any pants.

But I did both the dumbest, yet unintentionally most helpful thing while we were waiting. I had a smoke from behind the trash.

edited 5th Mar '17 10:29:13 PM by Lilqueendaisy

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215347: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:28:49 PM

"Wait, go back to the 'tadpole thing?'"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215348: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:30:59 PM

Ma'am, I know just as much as you do. the most I got is it was controlling me somehow. But the killing part, I don't know.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215349: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:35:54 PM

"...Sounds like a parasite. Or maybe a spore, if it was plant-based...?"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215350: Mar 5th 2017 at 10:40:03 PM

So yeah, we waited around for her to show up and talked about our lives for a bit. Told her I picked up my personality from my ma and that. But when Gracie finally when out back. Instead of going to business she caught wind of us being there and pounced me from behind, read to smack lips again.

But turned out she wasn't into smokers like me.

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