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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215301: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:17:03 PM

... You should know better than to lift your dress for men.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1215302: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:17:42 PM

... I'm fine.

Just in thought over something.

And I'm reading the paper.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1215303: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:22:29 PM

"I don't see a lot of men. Or women, really."

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215304: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:25:30 PM

-Oriana heads downstairs-

-Baird is once again out back-

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215305: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:29:46 PM

-oriana look! detective!-

... Please tell me your parents taught stranger danger.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215306: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:31:40 PM

"Oh! I've seen people like you in movies! What's the word again...defective? Defector?"

edited 5th Mar '17 8:31:50 PM by Randomman5

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1215307: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:36:53 PM

"What's so dangerous about a stranger?"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215308: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:37:16 PM

-emmett brightens up from the attention-

Detective Milady.

-he tips his hat-

Do you know why parents tell you not to take candy from strangers?

edited 5th Mar '17 8:39:49 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215309: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:37:41 PM

"Oh, that is so cool! My name's Oriana."

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215310: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:40:48 PM

Emmett, ace detective.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215311: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:43:30 PM

"So, you go out and investigate stuff?"

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1215312: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:46:08 PM

Kitchen

(@Jack) O-okay, then... Are there any i-interesting headlines?

edited 5th Mar '17 8:47:04 PM by josh6243

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1215313: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:48:17 PM

Not particularly...

Russians hiding how far along they are in cloning mammoths...

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215314: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:48:27 PM

Mhm, and every customer leaves happy.

I'm a preeeeeetty great one too.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215315: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:49:41 PM

"Ooh, any real memorable cases?"

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1215316: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:49:45 PM

"... well, if a stranger gives you candy, why say no?"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215317: Mar 5th 2017 at 8:59:32 PM

Well sometimes some strangers put bad stuff in the candy that straight up kills you. One bite and BAM! Dead. Mama and papa never know why.

-emmett leans back and looks at the ceiling- I do. A very recent one too. And it started with a interesting woman, Jennifer.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1215318: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:00:39 PM

Kitchen

In-interesting... What, uh, use would the Russians h-have for mammoths?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215319: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:01:13 PM

"Ooh, do tell!"

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1215320: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:09:21 PM

"... Who-who'd do such a thing...?!"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215321: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:10:35 PM

Bad people you took the candy from.

@Oriana: Now this woman. She could raise two heads and seemed—dare I say, into me at first, when she mentioned some killings going on at this sleazy joint. Members were dropping like flies when they went out the door she told me. But when I got on the case and met her again she told me that it all started when a new patron named Gracie started working there and ah—giving people a show and taking her shifts. She dropped her sweet face and was dead serious the whole time. No games, no tease. Straight to the point in her theory that someone was out for the gal.

edited 5th Mar '17 9:13:30 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1215322: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:13:00 PM

"... -now listening to the story-"

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215323: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:15:24 PM

"Mhm, so what happened?"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1215324: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:20:05 PM

Now at first, I thought there were some back alley stabbings going on. But when I waited out front for someone to pop out with a knife. I see a big guy walk out with a thousand yard stare and the creepiest grin the world, like I could see all those pearly whites. And by the time he made it to his car, he kicked the bucket on the window dead as a door nail! Clearly, I had it all wrong.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1215325: Mar 5th 2017 at 9:21:43 PM

"Was he poisoned?"


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