...Ah! Then it is... Jae-gyeong Ryu. Hm. It sounds incorrect this way, very out of place, but... no matter! Call me whatever you wish, darling, I do not mind a bit! It is an honor and a pleasure to meet you.
(Beams again and licks off her milkshake-stache.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Making you either a member of Odysseus' crew, someone he encountered- or a member of either side of the Trojan War.
You speak as if you're a nobleman, or perhaps royalty- which limits you to either being one of the Greek Leaders.
Or a Trojan.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postI'm certain with all things I say.
I'm a man of convictions. Something you don't often find these days...
-bristles slightly-
I can't deride you down to a specific individual though.
To be honest, anyone who was named seemed a fool to me. With only two exceptions, being Diomedes and Odysseus.
It was a foolish war to begin with anyway.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post...Ah! You gave to her your Chi! Why, that was generous of you, darling, quite generous indeed.
(...the antennae wiggle... does she smell... a CHILD?!?!)
...Ah! A small little dearest! Would you like some of my beverage? I surely cannot finish it all myself.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(POOOOOUR and eugh it looks like black chocolate sludge with strawberries floating in it.)
There you are, my darling, one wholesome milkshake!
(Nods ecstatically at Clarice.)
Oh yes, if you please! For all the delightful components of my milkshake, it is notably low on caffeine.
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(Stops mid-sip of the deathshake, wearing a grody choco-mustache on her upper lip.)
What a beautiful name you have, Clarice! As for myself, I am Ryu Jae-gyeo–... or... Hm hm! In your western Anglophone countries, do remind me, the family name is the first one, or the given name...?
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