-Yuri is in the kitchen-
-she has a toad sat on a chopping board in front of her-
-the toad seems to have some sort of gramophone attached to it via necklace and chain-
... -sighs in disappointment- Please talk to me, I need this to work.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post... I mean, I could-
But the problem is that I kinda want to make sure i'm obeying the law with regards to these kinds of things.
Especially when I want a permanent thing to happen.
... Mostly because I know there's a paranormal lawyer out there.
And I'm working with him. And he's very judicious. I need to get the consent of the toad- out-loud- and verbally, with as little direct alteration of his form as possible.
So- I'm having to make magical work-arounds to make him speak as a toad. Without altering its' body.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

"... I need this to breathe, though."