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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1210252: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:06:05 AM

-Saitama stands there a moment, looking annoyed, before-

......!!!

-He looks down in his hand-

-At the mashed, gooey mess that was his groceries-

....No.....No!......

-He falls to his knees, gazing upon the corpse of his beloved Tonight's Dinner in despair-

....How could you?.....I splurged on premium eggs....I was going to make a fancy burger!!......

-A howl rings out into the air, reaching far and wide. A howl of defeat.-

GOD DAMN IIIIIIIIT!!

edited 13th Feb '17 10:06:54 AM by MacDuffy

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1210253: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:08:36 AM

...?

(Clarice looks up upon hearing the scream in the air)

(the scream of despair... of pain...)

...

(briskly gets up and walks out to the forest - to the source)

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1210254: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:11:22 AM

"Oh, cool, you got it for me."

OH GOD SAITAMA THERE'S A MASS OF TRASH RESTRAINING A CHILD

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1210255: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:15:16 AM

-He sniffles-

..........

-And then sniffs-

....Oh, eugh...What-?

-He looks up at Savannah at her addressing.-

...............

-He stares at the literal trash she's wearing-

-LOOK CLARICE-

-GARBAGE, COMMUNING WITH BALD-

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1210257: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:21:01 AM

....?

-He looks over at Clarice-

-Realizing that him screaming out loud probably disturbed the peace-

...!

Oh- um.....!

-He clears his throat and thumps his chest-

...Sorry about that.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1210258: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:21:29 AM

"The demon. I was meant to kill that. But you got it for m- -Claric- Do you mind?"

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1210259: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:23:53 AM

You're fine, though, r— mrmm.

(is Silenced by Sav choosing to Cut Her Off)

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1210260: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:24:23 AM

"Important, adult business here, lady."

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1210261: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:34:22 AM

...Right, then.

(looks over at the Pasted Demon, and goes to walk over to it)

(pulling out a Swiss Army Knife from god-knows-where, she kneels down and begins to cut something free from the gore)

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1210262: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:44:06 AM

.....What, that thing?

-He gestures to Demon Paste-

I guess....But at what price??

-He holds up his smashed groceries to Sav, looking distraught-

...........?

-He looks over at Clarice taking a knife to The Paste-

....Uh...What're you doing?

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1210263: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:46:23 AM

"There's eggs in the kitchen, chill the fuck out."

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1210264: Feb 13th 2017 at 10:50:36 AM

(she's cutting free the Literal (And Miraculously Intact) Heart of the Demon)

Mm?

(she doesn't look up at Sai, being really focused on this work of hers)

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1210265: Feb 13th 2017 at 11:01:20 AM

They aren't premium eggs! You know how much Yen these cost me!?

-He looks at Clarice again-

...............

....Are you....harvesting organs?

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1210267: Feb 13th 2017 at 11:15:42 AM

Demon organs. These things are rare, and rich with magical energy...

(beams that thing into her little Hyperspace Wristband)

(then gets up, her gloves now coated with demon blood)

...Anyways - what was that all about?

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1210268: Feb 13th 2017 at 11:19:48 AM

........

-Saitama is visibly creeped out at Clarice-

.....W-

-SAVANNAH-

....I do! I paid for them!

-Detective work is needed here, Clarice-

-Over there, the mashed remains of a demon-

-In the bald one's hand, a dripping bag of destroyed groceries.....-

edited 13th Feb '17 11:35:12 AM by MacDuffy

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1210269: Feb 13th 2017 at 11:22:31 AM

-Flamestag is doing a system check in the main room-

-His eye visors are covered in status bars right now-

-You could probably mess with him right now and he'd never notice-

Deer
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1210270: Feb 13th 2017 at 11:34:35 AM

...

(folds her arms)

What kind of premium eggs were these? I'll go see if I can find another batch.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1210271: Feb 13th 2017 at 11:36:43 AM

....Huh?

-He looks at Clarice-

You?

.....

-He glances down at her blood-soaked hands-

......Well-........Thanks for the offer, but......

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1210273: Feb 13th 2017 at 11:38:13 AM

...Er—

(just pulls off her gloves, revealing A Nice Clean Set Of Hands)

That's what these are for, don't worry.

edited 13th Feb '17 11:38:26 AM by foxmccloud4387

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1210274: Feb 13th 2017 at 11:46:51 AM

-Savannah-

It's an egg that's better than a regular egg, duh.

-CLARICE-

...Well, I mean-...I don't really have the money for it, anymore...

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1210275: Feb 13th 2017 at 11:47:54 AM

It's fine! I've got stuff to barter, nothing to really barter it on...


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