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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209476: Feb 11th 2017 at 6:56:44 AM

-The girl suddenly leaps to her feet, swaying her hips left and right as if dancing to music only she hears-

"Hey, what's up?"

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209477: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:06:04 AM

-Raises an eyebrow in surprise, standing up straight and brushing herself off-

Not too terribly much. Just making sure the wolves didn't get to a dead body.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209478: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:10:48 AM

"Huh? Dead body? Where?"

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209479: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:13:25 AM

You looked like you were dead, but I guess I was mistaken about that.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209480: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:14:34 AM

"Hehe, well kinda! I'm a zombie. Don't say 'dead,' though - I prefer 'living-impaired.'"

edited 11th Feb '17 7:14:43 AM by Randomman5

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209481: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:21:13 AM

Means the same thing. Not going to fool anyone who knows better.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209482: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:23:04 AM

"Heh, smart-aleck."

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209483: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:28:40 AM

I don't think I'd call it being smart. It's just being honest.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209484: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:38:59 AM

The zombie suddenly falls to one knee, holding her left leg.

"Ouch..."

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209485: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:46:05 AM

What, did one of your bones slip around?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209486: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:47:39 AM

"N-no, it really hurts...I think something venomous bit me while I was asleep..."

Her voice is starting to sound weak.

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209487: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:50:56 AM

What?

-Looks around for a moment or two-

I didn't see any snakes while I was walking around here...

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209488: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:53:33 AM

"I-I did...oh no, my brothers are gonna be so scared if they can't find me..."

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209489: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:57:03 AM

-Narrows her eyes and looks back at her-

Wait, if you're already dead, isn't it impossible to kill you twice?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209490: Feb 11th 2017 at 7:57:54 AM

"Actuallythat'sareallycommonmisconceptionandit'stotallypossiblebutmoretothepoint owwwww..."

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209491: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:02:12 AM

-Seems completely placid and at ease despite the whole "dying of venom" thing-

Well, I don't know any healing magic, but...

-Cracks open one of the books and starts reading-

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209492: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:04:24 AM

"Oh, you don't have to...I tried to scare you by jumping up at you...just leave me, I'm a bad person."

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209493: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:07:31 AM

No, that'd be a bad idea.

-Flips through the book for a moment or two, but eventually comes up empty-

Well, that's what I get for only being good at combat spells...

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209494: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:10:36 AM

"Well...maybe you could carry me! There's gotta be somewhere safe around here where my brothers could come find me."

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209495: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:17:04 AM

-Spends a moment wondering whether or not she really wants to pick up a zombie-

-...She can just wash her robe, she figures-

Alright, sure. It might be a little unpleasant, but it's not so bad.

-Stoops down to pick her up-

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209496: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:18:42 AM

-Oddly enough she's pretty light and doesn't feel like she's literally rotten. Apparently being undead preserves one's body in some weird way-

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209497: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:21:42 AM

-Is still none too pleased with the prospect of carrying a corpse around-

-But she shrugs it off and does it anyway, heading towards the room-

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209498: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:23:15 AM

-Weird, forest seems darker than usual today-

-Miki may hear something behind her-

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1209499: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:28:32 AM

Of course.

-Gets ready to set her down, looking over her shoulder surreptitiously, snaking one hand down to the sword at her hip-

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1209500: Feb 11th 2017 at 8:30:02 AM

-Oh it's just another zombie running after them-

"...I suggest running?"


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