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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1208576: Feb 7th 2017 at 9:33:36 PM

...

Sometimes, for our own sakes, we need to know when to leave home behind and find someplace new. And we have to be incredibly brave.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208577: Feb 7th 2017 at 9:34:00 PM

...How do you fight your programming?

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1208578: Feb 7th 2017 at 9:35:56 PM

"... I... -shaking more- ... I'll have to think about it..."

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208579: Feb 7th 2017 at 9:40:10 PM

Bender waved a hand in dismissal.

"Hah, Programming, Smogramming! Bender goes where Bender wants, and there isn't a stinking human on Earth who can stop him!" He said as he opened up his chest, removed a cigar, lit it using his finger.

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208580: Feb 7th 2017 at 9:44:11 PM

What kind of world made you?

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208581: Feb 7th 2017 at 9:48:59 PM

"What sort of world? Excuse you, I was manufactured in Tijuana by Mom's Friendly Robot Company!"

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208582: Feb 7th 2017 at 9:50:11 PM

...Are you a friendly robot?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208584: Feb 7th 2017 at 9:52:30 PM

Bender stood back up, crossing his arms.

"Was there something about 'I hate humans' that didn't get through your thick human skull?"

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208585: Feb 7th 2017 at 9:54:40 PM

But why? We made you!

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208586: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:00:08 PM

"Now I don't know anything about human life cycles..." he said, shaking the cigar in Audrey's direction, "But aren't you a little young to be working in a factory? Face it, you can't handle Bender Bending Rodriguez!"

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208587: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:04:11 PM

...

(kicks him)

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208588: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:09:41 PM

-TUNK-

"Hey! Watch it, meatbag!" Bender said as he brought his leg up and cradled it.

"Do you know how much this leg costs?! I'm 40% titanium!"

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208589: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:11:23 PM

I just proved I can handle you.

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208590: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:14:03 PM

"WHAT? No you didn't! You just kicked me in the leg! And you alllllllll wonder why I hate humans, when you pick on little old Bender. Bender! Me! Minding my own business!"

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208591: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:15:50 PM

Stealing beer from the fridge. Like an alcoholic.

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208592: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:18:08 PM

"Hey, I already told you that I was an official fridge inspector!"

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208593: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:22:16 PM

Can I see your license?

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208594: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:23:58 PM

"Uhhhhh, I left it in my other chestplate! Listen, it's not important, ok?"

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208595: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:26:22 PM

In my world, all fridge inspectors are required to carry their license at all times. Why, I should take you to court!

(being a better liar than her usual definitely)

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208596: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:39:28 PM

"Oh, come on, that sounds like a load of baloney! I would know!

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208597: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:44:19 PM

All right, prove you're a fridge inspector! What makes the fridge cold?

edited 7th Feb '17 10:45:00 PM by TooManyIdeas

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208598: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:48:51 PM

Bender scoffed, turning his head to the side and rotating his digits.

"Everyone knows what makes a fridge-bot run! They all have those fancy-schmancy cooling units in their butt!"

edited 7th Feb '17 10:48:58 PM by ImmortalFaust

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TooManyIdeas Magical Princess From Another Dimension from Twilight Town (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: A gay little love melody
Magical Princess From Another Dimension
#1208599: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:51:34 PM

(She nearly doubles over laughing...!)

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1208600: Feb 7th 2017 at 10:55:37 PM

"Hey, what's so funny, human?"

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