Hey who knew robots could sweat?
"Wha, who, little old me? I'm uhhhhhhhhhh-"
He turned around, away from Audrey.
"Think, Bender, think!"
He turned back to face Audrey, now complete with a pointy goatee
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" I'm Flexo! The bending unit who is in no way ever related to any other bending units whatsoever, especially the Great and Mighty Bender! Who I am not!"
edited 7th Feb '17 8:02:38 PM by ImmortalFaust
[forum cryptid: it/it's]"Zapp Brannigan? Famous space hero? Awww, come on, you humans love that guy, don't you? No? Awwwwwwwww crap. Byenerdthanksforthebeersuckers!"
He proceeded to turn around and run straight through the door. The BANG that could be heard a second later signaled that he missed the steps.
edited 7th Feb '17 8:15:29 PM by ImmortalFaust
[forum cryptid: it/it's]A vampire can go anywhere they want to go. Slip through cracks, windowsills. Dimensional walls are really just another thing we can circumvent, as long as we know where we want to end up.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

OH, SUNNOVA—
(Audrey suddenly blinks, snapping out of whatever she was in.)
...Hey, what's your name?