Well, they wouldn't let me build in Manitoba, so I came here! This is the Mountain Bowlingfield Forest, right? Or was it Bowlingfeld... oh well...!
Say, say- what're you called again? Jerry? Gerald? You look like a Gerald, did anyone ever tell you that? I think it's your eyes... Well, Gerald, how'd you like to make some quick money?
Naturally, because I am a demon. Literally.
... Do you think we should try and take it outside-?
-well at the forefront of her mind is "Geez, what is happening- is she really in here-? Feels like she is"- Uhhh... I dunno.
-as well as some thoughts being ferried away such as "Hope no-one notices that I accidentally put an extra amount of chocolate in because I misread 2 teaspoons as 3."-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

-The spider just hangs there-
-There's a suited guy there, holding the wheel. They wear shades and a wide-brimmed hat-
Hello!