-to Eve- ... Wow, ease up on the murder-vengeance there, gun-girl of the night.
-to Reigen- Well... uh... how do I put this?
I've known this kind of thing to happen to me at least once a month- sometimes not at all though. Usually not more than that. Still frequent enough to have a pass for attendance at school due to such things.
Though that's usually back home- not here. So.
And it's a direct result of having a sister who is a superhero. With no secret identity. And a very distinct surname.
But I've experienced the receiving end of The Dream Captain at least... I think this is the tenth time? I wonder whether I should ask him for a voucher.
I hit him with a frying pan once. But I was only told he was in prison, I've never confirmed it because why the fuck would I, I'm not a detective, I have a school-life.
-nods- Mm... s-so...
Do you need me to move any couches or something? Do you have a stalker that needs to be punched...?
... S-someone to take you to prom? Or well- do you have money in general that is expendable.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-to Eve- Capital punishment is still a little extreme... And I don't know what he would want now, my sister isn't even here right now.
-to Reigen- Yeeaaahhh. That is kind of it.
Well- damn. I- I will probably have to find someone else to pay me to do something.
... Within reason.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postT-thanks.
... Do you know anywhere I could start, at least-?
-to Reigen- He kinda- messes with your dreams. That's- really where he has power.
So it's more that he makes you asleep so he can have the advantage- and- wow out of context that sounds so bad...
-turns to Eve- I mean- I could try. But I think she's in a position of not being able to be contacted due to the honeymoon.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-to Eve- Geez- how did you know she was pregnant?
-to Reigen- I... don't think he does that.
I think he's sorta... steals information, or tries to manipulate people through dreams type...? I certainly don't think he's tried to kill someone through their dream, but- then I don't really talk about the ins and outs of my sister's enemies and her experiences... She usually just wants a cup of tea, and watch TV when she gets back. That was before I had a brother-in-law in the picture though.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-to Eve- Well- I mean- she was actually pregnant before she left here.
Just saying. It's weird that you guessed that...
-to Reigen- It's... weird. He usually doesn't show up- he'll distract you with something.
They're usually intense, either because you're swamped with what you want, or he's spawned some kind of- monster to chase you down an endless set of corridors.
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He's gonna get shot if he comes in my sight...