Halcyon Tarvok.
-Holds out his hand-
You can call me Hal, though.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Finds nothing wrong with this name with his shallow grasp on human etymology-
Nice to meet ya, Purr.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Hal smiles-
Yeah, I am. I mean, I try to be. I usually—
-Just shuts up-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?We learn nothing from attacking a helpless bag.
Nothing, just... running out of words to say.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?....!?
-He turns his attention to the flying snapshotter-
Another witch!....Is she aligned with the Krauts, too?...
-Jasmine-
That is exactly what I am doing.
......
........
-He rolls over and points his shotgun-
A sneak attack!
-oh fuck Ramona Stress is lying prone right over there-
edited 26th Jan '17 6:04:43 PM by MacDuffy
Your Mistress, is it??
-He gets to his feet, pumping his shotgun-
You must be a personal maid! Tell me what is going on here! What sinister witchery are you and your robot army working at? Does it involve that small glowing thing!?
Secretary of Defense, watch my six!!
edited 26th Jan '17 6:15:53 PM by MacDuffy

-nods- Yeah- just being a friend!
With- your other friend... who I don't think I know.
-looks at Hal- What is your name?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post