I was born with it. My mother was an angel, and my father was a demon. I'm a wanted man. I tolerate humans because I really have nothing better to do.
-Tries to elbow him in the face again-
...
-Is not quite sure what to make of the situation, and settles for checking to see if the sword is wedged firmly under the doorknob-
...That's the only possible explanation. Even if he spent a month in the wilderness hunting for survival, it should have washed out by now. Or maybe he just rolls in cigarette butts.
-Would make a comment pertaining to Cloud's mother and/or his penis size as well, but is unable to do so-
-Has slipped a shirt in with the rest of Dante's clothes just to see what will happen-

Hey guys! RP plox!
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem