Well, Blade just seemed really sad yesterday, when I realized, he doesn't have any family to spend Thanksgiving with, he ran away from his creator, Tantrika, and me and Yen Sid are his only friends, and I was gone for Thanksgiving, visiting my mom... I wanted to do something nice for Blade, to let him know I really appreciate him, but I wasn't sure what to do... What do you think I should do?
All our wishes can come trueWell... I was thinking of one thing... Blade's never had a birthday party before, So I thought I could throw him an extra special one! Not on his actual birthday, but an unbirthday! I learned about them in wonderland! Unbirthdays are great! You can have them whenever it's not your birthday!
There could be cake and presents and unbirthday cards!
All our wishes can come trueGreat! I thought so too! Plus it would be a great way for us to all show how much we appreciate Blade! What says 'I love you' than a big party?
So it's settled then! I'll have to make a list of what we need... let's see.... music, party decorations... cake... oh boy, I've never had to plan a party before!
All our wishes can come true

...Can the average person...learn it?
(finally notices marcia and jumps)