Very well, my foggy dear, we shall see what it is exactly that we can be doing for you!~
(AND SO SHE MARCHED INTO THE THICK OF THE FOREST, YOUNG COMPANION AT HER SIDE, LOOKING FOR ANY TRACES OF A DRAGON...!)
(...meanwhile. Her ostensible male counterpart is in the main room, reading yet again, because that is probably his fetish or something.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019…?
(Is momentarily stunned to see that a girl is staring at him and, for once, she doesn't outwardly seem to have much wrong with her.)
...Ah! Good afternoon—or erm, good morning. I am honestly not sure which, ahahah...!
Mmm...
(Puts a hand to her chin in thought, antennae quirking to the side.)
Have you ever seen a lizard before, deares—? HWUH—!
(BONKITY, the impact jostling her glasses from her face.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-The fog suddenly begins to disperse......-
-...Revealing the obstacle in their path to be a lone young man-
-Drabbed in the traditional wizardly garb of a black cloak, spectacles, blue jeans and Reeboks-
-He's fallen off his feet, rubbing his lower back-
Owww....son of a-
......
-He looks up at the two, no longer obscured by fog-
...........
.....Ah, shit.
edited 12th Nov '16 10:24:58 AM by MacDuffy
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(Squints at him, reaching down and patting a bit for her glasses before getting them back on.)
...Oh! Eeheeheehee, no, dearie, it's just a man! A cute, precious little man in adorable garb!
(Extends a VELVETY BONELESS INVERTEBRATE hand to him, smiling down.)
Need some help up, precious?~
I am Sung-chul Park. Very good to meet you, Audrey!
(Yet again makes the mistake of holding out his clawed hand for a shake, only to realize OOPS CLAWS. you should know by now ya fuck...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-He glances down at her WORM hand and reels-
...Eugh- Jesus!
-He quickly rises to his feet, raising his arms dramatically-
Gah-...FOOLISH CREATURES! You gaze upon the true form of the...Mighty Wizard! Avert your gaze, lest, uh....your eyeballs BOIL in their SOCKETS!
edited 12th Nov '16 11:02:02 AM by MacDuffy

"You tried to send me emotions? I do not think that would work. I did not notice any such attempt earlier."
And it's so easy when you're evil... This is the life for me, the Devil tips his hat to me...