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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183401: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:58:04 PM

Ah- well- I'm okay with being here for now. I mean- it's not going to make too much of a difference back home.

And as long as I stay reasonably safe...

This place is probably better.

   -gives a thumbs up to Blake-   

   -to Mildred- I submit to the court of... -looks to the side-   

   -clicks his fingers, and summons a pulpit there, with a statue of a judge- ... my office.   

   That the defendant did willingly and clearly- state "demons are so cliche" thereby condemning and affirming that the entire population, numbering over 12 billion, of all provinces in the underworld- of being cliche.   

   This includes all celestial authorities, and individuals, all in one blanket statement- of prejudice.   

   From all provinces of Olympus, to Hades. Valhalla, to hell. Heaven, to Yomi. And all other provinces wherefore for the sake of time- go unmentioned.   

   The defendant thus- has cast this statement- upon an entire people of diverse natures, those people being the denizens of the entire underworld, barring the souls of the dead.   

edited 3rd Nov '16 7:58:30 PM by RegularDefender

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183402: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:58:09 PM

Well, I dunno if you can keep them warm and show them off. They kinda go against each other.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183403: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:59:07 PM

"My defense is that it's true."

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183404: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:02:50 PM

Cave- fuck it, Shales

Is that, uh... really a defense?

Ah you'll be fine! You got two heroes around! ...in training, but still! We're basically pros.

-Puts his hands on his hips all cocky-like-

Kitchen

Fuck.

-Throws his head back in thought-

...Maybe... Maybe I can find a longer one a these, eh?

-Tugs at his forearm covers-

They're... kinda form fitting.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183405: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:04:34 PM

-Raises an eyebrow-

What, trying to impress somebody or something?

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1183406: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:05:58 PM

-Lapino is drinking carrot tea in the kitchen with Peter-

... And if Alexander offers you to go skiing with him, don't. That fool will take you on the hardest course without telling you a lick of what you're supposed to do.

Jeeze, Lappy, your brothers are weird.

edited 3rd Nov '16 8:08:49 PM by Tatsumar

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183407: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:07:52 PM

Better than being alone. -smiles to him-

   -nods to Blake- You're right.   

   -to Mildred- You have already lost this case.   

   You have admitted guilty to your charges without remorse.   

   And so, we go to the judge for sentencing. -looks to the statue of a judge- ... Of course we don't actually have a judge here.   

   And so- you must thereby pay the fine. Failure to pay the fine will result in a mandated order of... lets see...   

   Community service.   

   Failure to attend community service will land you with a troublesome demon to be attached to you by contract- the contract will only end at such a point where a lesson is considered to have been learnt at the core of your character.   

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Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183408: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:10:03 PM

Kitchen

Gotta remind everyone what kinda heat I'm packin'!

-Rolls his arms-

-These things wrestle bears to the ground!

Shales

-Smiles back-

Ouch.

-Looks down at Mil, now very sure she's not actually just a small little girl-

edited 3rd Nov '16 8:11:57 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183409: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:10:59 PM

"Oh no, what a nightmare. -is obviously taking this all as a joke-"

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183410: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:15:45 PM

-Chuckles a little bit-

Oh, so you don't want people to mess with you, huh?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183411: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:17:12 PM

   The fine is 2,000 Iron coins, marked with blood.   

   You have- one week to amass the sum required.   

   -seems serious-   

What a trip though, huh?

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183412: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:20:22 PM

"That currency doesn't exist where I'm from. Or here."

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183413: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:21:55 PM

Shales

Ahaha, do you mean the talking skeleton or just being here in general?

-Watchin' to see how it plays out-

Kitchen

Yeh! Some dumb flashy dragon thing made off with m'hatchets an' I still ain't found 'em! Gotta play it back to ol' reliables.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183414: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:22:49 PM

   Not my problem.   

   You're guilty under the jurisdiction of my world, not yours.   

   If you're not able to pay it- then it's your problem.   

   Of course- as I said to a previous customer here... You can make the iron coins yourself- and mark them with blood. Any blood- doesn't have to be human.   

   As long as the figure is met.   

I'm going to say in general.

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ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183415: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:24:28 PM

Aw, that's just showing off, isn't it...

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183416: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:25:37 PM

"We're not in your world. The law doesn't apply here."

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183417: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:29:16 PM

Shales

HAHA YEAH THIS IS A TOTAL TRIP

I'm waiting to see if I won't just wake up from a weird dream or something.

Uh... That sounds about right, right?

Kitchen

-Grins-

's why I like this shirt so much! One hundred percent show off!

...Miss my bandana, though. Neck feels empty without it.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183418: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:32:00 PM

-pinches Greg's arm- Just checking for you.

   Not quite in this case.   

   See- I have the deed for this specific area. I am a citizen of my world.   

   You committed the crime- here.   

   On my property.   

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183419: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:33:08 PM

You could get a new one, couldn't you? Wouldn't be exactly the same, but it'd be something.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183420: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:33:46 PM

"... And it's apparently a crime to make a jive at a culture. A harmless jive, mind you."

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183421: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:36:53 PM

Shales

-Opens his mouth-

...

-Shuts and shakes his head-

Yike! Haha okay this is for real...

-Rubs the back of his neck-

Well... Okay yeah, don't mind it too bad. Least I got someone from home to suffer with me.

-Grins and gestures to Blake-

Kitchen

Well it's not like I lost it or nothin'. It's just eh...

-Throws his head back-

...Yeah I kinda lost it. I tried fightin' somethin' in the woods 'fore all this shit and it got torn up. Some of my other clothes too. Shame, I liked 'em.

edited 3rd Nov '16 8:38:05 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183422: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:39:39 PM

Well, if that keeps happening, you're not gonna have anything to wear anymore. You have to get some new stuff sometimes.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183423: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:40:29 PM

I guess I've kinda got the same... except he's a skeleton.

   Harmless?   

   Well, I'm afraid you'll have to speak to my lawyer.   

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1183424: Nov 3rd 2016 at 8:41:31 PM

-anyone free?-

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012

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