Cave- fuck it, Shales
Is that, uh... really a defense?Ah you'll be fine! You got two heroes around! ...in training, but still! We're basically pros.
-Puts his hands on his hips all cocky-like-
Kitchen
Fuck.-Throws his head back in thought-
...Maybe... Maybe I can find a longer one a these, eh?
-Tugs at his forearm covers-
They're... kinda form fitting.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Lapino is drinking carrot tea in the kitchen with Peter-
... And if Alexander offers you to go skiing with him, don't. That fool will take you on the hardest course without telling you a lick of what you're supposed to do.
Jeeze, Lappy, your brothers are weird.
edited 3rd Nov '16 8:08:49 PM by Tatsumar
DeerBetter than being alone. -smiles to him-
-nods to Blake- You're right.
-to Mildred- You have already lost this case.
You have admitted guilty to your charges without remorse.
And so, we go to the judge for sentencing. -looks to the statue of a judge- ... Of course we don't actually have a judge here.
And so- you must thereby pay the fine. Failure to pay the fine will result in a mandated order of... lets see...
Community service.
Failure to attend community service will land you with a troublesome demon to be attached to you by contract- the contract will only end at such a point where a lesson is considered to have been learnt at the core of your character.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postKitchen
Gotta remind everyone what kinda heat I'm packin'!-Rolls his arms-
-These things wrestle bears to the ground!
Shales
-Smiles back-Ouch.
-Looks down at Mil, now very sure she's not actually just a small little girl-
edited 3rd Nov '16 8:11:57 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanShales
Ahaha, do you mean the talking skeleton or just being here in general?-Watchin' to see how it plays out-
Kitchen
Yeh! Some dumb flashy dragon thing made off with m'hatchets an' I still ain't found 'em! Gotta play it back to ol' reliables. mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanNot my problem.
You're guilty under the jurisdiction of my world, not yours.
If you're not able to pay it- then it's your problem.
Of course- as I said to a previous customer here... You can make the iron coins yourself- and mark them with blood. Any blood- doesn't have to be human.
As long as the figure is met.
I'm going to say in general.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postShales
HAHA YEAH THIS IS A TOTAL TRIPI'm waiting to see if I won't just wake up from a weird dream or something.
Uh... That sounds about right, right?
Kitchen
-Grins-'s why I like this shirt so much! One hundred percent show off!
...Miss my bandana, though. Neck feels empty without it.
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanShales
-Opens his mouth-...
-Shuts and shakes his head-
Yike! Haha okay this is for real...
-Rubs the back of his neck-
Well... Okay yeah, don't mind it too bad. Least I got someone from home to suffer with me.
-Grins and gestures to Blake-
Kitchen
Well it's not like I lost it or nothin'. It's just eh...-Throws his head back-
...Yeah I kinda lost it. I tried fightin' somethin' in the woods 'fore all this shit and it got torn up. Some of my other clothes too. Shame, I liked 'em.
edited 3rd Nov '16 8:38:05 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

Ah- well- I'm okay with being here for now. I mean- it's not going to make too much of a difference back home.
And as long as I stay reasonably safe...
This place is probably better.
-gives a thumbs up to Blake-
-to Mildred- I submit to the court of... -looks to the side-
-clicks his fingers, and summons a pulpit there, with a statue of a judge- ... my office.
That the defendant did willingly and clearly- state "demons are so cliche" thereby condemning and affirming that the entire population, numbering over 12 billion, of all provinces in the underworld- of being cliche.
This includes all celestial authorities, and individuals, all in one blanket statement- of prejudice.
From all provinces of Olympus, to Hades. Valhalla, to hell. Heaven, to Yomi. And all other provinces wherefore for the sake of time- go unmentioned.
The defendant thus- has cast this statement- upon an entire people of diverse natures, those people being the denizens of the entire underworld, barring the souls of the dead.
edited 3rd Nov '16 7:58:30 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post