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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183376: Nov 3rd 2016 at 6:57:58 PM

-is just as speechless as Blake-

... An- office-?

   -cheerful tone to Mildred- Good day.   

   This is my office. Or well- study.   

   -he gets up from his desk to offer a handshake- Arnold Shales, you might have seen my profession by the door.   

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183377: Nov 3rd 2016 at 6:58:49 PM

"-goes to eagerly shake it, grinning now- Well, it was covered up, so we couldn't see it very well..."

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183378: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:00:51 PM

Kitchen

-Shakes his head-

Naw. Stickin' to me like glue, an' only gettin' worse. I try sleepin' on it and I get these, like... weird fuckin' dreams. Walkin' through the woods an' I see this guy... Big fuckin beard. He's tellin' me to come home and it's just...

-Shakes his head again-

Not comfy at all.

Lake Spring/Arnold Shales

Uh- Yeah uh- we thought this was a secret door. What- what the heck does the sign say??

-Leans back out-

...Arnold Shales: Paranormal Consultancy... Lawyer?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183379: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:03:27 PM

-Sighs a bit, putting her hands on her hips-

God, that sounds really, really shitty. Y'know, I don't know if there is anything, but if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183380: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:03:43 PM

... -has a look of recognition suddenly-

... Wait- -very confused-

   Ah- was it-?   

   -shakes Mildred's hand- I wasn't aware that my office was a secret.   

   I must've forgotten to take the cave wall down outside my door.   

   Well that's a shame.   

   A darn shame, indeed.   

   -nods to Blake- I am indeed a lawyer specializing in the paranormal cases. Contracts, deals with demons, unfair bets in the power plays, ghosts, and a whole host of other such menageries.   

   I also do regular lawyer work.   

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183381: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:08:14 PM

Kitchen

-Looks down and thinks, then looks back up at her with a frown-

Well uh... if this shit don't pass by tomorrow or whatever... I'mma check out what's outside tryin' to get me. Mind comin' with? I ain't exactly got a lot a people I can count on...

Lake Spring/Shales Law Office

DUUUUUUUUDE
DUUUUUUUUUUDE

Uh- Ahem! Uh... Huh. I didn't think uh... guys like those existed.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183382: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:09:08 PM

Sure, no problem. I wouldn't mind at all. 'S the least I could do.

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183383: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:10:38 PM

"... how, how did you come to be this way? Without flesh, I mean."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183384: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:13:09 PM

-pokes Greg a little- I think I saw this guy in a dream yesterday when I was coming back from being stabbed...

   -to Blake- Well, I come in a highly specialist field. So I wouldn't be surprised if people didn't think people in my line of work existed.   

   -chuckles- I think I might be the only one in the entire city of Dis. Maybe even the Province of Hell.   

   -to Mildred- I made a deal with a demon to practice law for eternity.   

   And so here I am.   

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183385: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:16:20 PM

Kitchen

-Inhale-

-Exhale-

'ey, thanks. Hate heavy shit like this, but I can't just cram it down today... But 'ey! Help me distract m'self from it now, yeah? What do you think about...

-Leans back and kicks his feet up on the table to show off his whole outfit-

M'new digs?

Cave Spring/Shales Law Office

...Wha- Really??? What'd he do in it??

...

-tug at collar-

Well uh... Thank goodness you sound like a good lawyer!

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183386: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:17:12 PM

"... oh. -neutral look- How boring."

ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183387: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:19:56 PM

Oh, I think they look pretty cool! You're really bundling up for the winter, huh?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183388: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:21:04 PM

He was discussing accommodation with me- and then he said- "Oh it doesn't look like your time, my mistake"

   -to Mildred- Well, it was rather exciting at the time. This was of course the 1720s.   

   There was smoke, and fire- and I think I may have caused a small neighborhood fire from summoning the demon I made a deal with.   

   ... I don't think anyone died from it.   

   -to Blake- I do come highly regarded!   

   ... From the- few customers i have. My marketing is not that great.   

   As you may have guessed.   

   My fees are only high so that I can make rent on my home and office back in the City of Dis.   

   But I commute here, since I figured that this might be a good place to franchise!   

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183389: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:22:09 PM

"Demons are so cliche, though."

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183390: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:23:33 PM

Kitchen

Hah. Yeah, I'm all about keepin' nice an' warm when the snow hits.

-Considers this-

...Shit, the weather ain't built for this sorta thing I jus' realized. Dammit! It looks cool, though!

Cave Spring/Shales

-nostrils flared-

That's... that's both scary and relieving.

...In a cave?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183391: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:25:27 PM

Heh. Well, I don't think it'll be too much of a problem. Dragons shouldn't have too much trouble staying warm, right?

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183392: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:26:49 PM

   -to Blake- I believe in luck and chance opportunity- this is the first place I found, so I took it as destiny and built inside the airless pocket of cave with walls on both ends!   

   ... Though I was going to tear down at least one of the walls... thank you for that by the way!   

   -to Mildred- As a half-demon from the result of my contract.   

   I take offense. I also consider it libel.   

   -he gets a menacing look in his eye, as he opens a drawer and takes out... paperwork- This is a formal declaration- I am suing you.   

Yeah- it was- really weird at the time...

But hey- at least I got back, huh?

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183393: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:29:04 PM

"You can't sue someone with no documentation."

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183394: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:34:23 PM

Cave Spring/SHALES

Uh... Eheh... No problem. I'm just a servant of the citizens.

-Nods-

Yeah def.

Kitchen

Ahaaaaaaah, you'd be surpriiiiiiiised.

-he said in a really wry sing-song voice-

I think one of my parents wasn't built to last against the cold. Shore I can breath fire, but the rest a me? HEEGH. Need me a coat...

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183395: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:36:47 PM

Aw, really? That kinda sucks. I would've thought you'd just feel warm all the time.

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1183396: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:37:11 PM

   -to Blake- Ah- Vigilantes! Even better. I always admire your work. From a distance.   

   -to Mildred- ... The Challenge is accepted.   

Still... I don't think I planned on coming back here.

No offense. Though you're a cool dude.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1183397: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:37:40 PM

"Alright, present your case. -time to wing it...!-"

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183398: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:46:33 PM

Kitchen

Oh I wish.

-Taps his chin-

Maybe if I was full dragon it'd work...

-Zones out for a second, then shakes his head-

Lake Spring/Shales

Hah. Thanks. I uh... We did ask if you were cool with coming back, though.

Oh! Thanks.

-Earnest smile-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
ramuf Electric Heart from the Shining Throne Since: Jan, 2013
Electric Heart
#1183399: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:48:12 PM

Well, I guess it's not a big deal either way. Shouldn't be too hard to find a jacket that you like.

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#1183400: Nov 3rd 2016 at 7:54:52 PM

Kitchens

Gotta be one that shows the guns eh?

-FLEX-

...Ain't no coat out there that'll keep m'arms warm, though, is there?

edited 3rd Nov '16 7:58:11 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

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