...Frick it. Let's just—... Brace yourself, okay?
(Starts trying to line herself up with the couch.)
Jyeaus, ist all 'ighly 'ypothetícal, ah? 'Oweveur, ief jour fellaugh in'abitaunts, zhey decided zhat zhe décor in 'ere vwas in need of an aupdate... Yeuw vwould know 'o to asque, non?
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(The soldier not holding the scroll looks at Akihito for a moment, then takes her pike-thingy and drags the point across the picture at the neck.)
(Both Audrey and Akihito may now here a faint, raspy voice in their head that kinda sounds like Homura, but with lots of..."darkness", for lack of a better term.)
Lotte: <where...>
Kitchen
Kyubey: <...I suppose it would be difficult to trust someone like me - I am being hunted, after all. I only wanted to find someone who resides here.>
edited 31st Oct '16 4:53:35 PM by megarockman
The damned queen and the relentless knight....Vwell. A simple redécoaurating auf zhis roume alone, pröbably... Z'entire 'ouse, zhat vwould be anauther stourie altögeather... Mmmmhhh, und Je doun't 'ave mein manservant mit mich, zhat vwould compliquate zhings.
...'Kay... Hhhh... One... Two... Thr—AAAAAAAAAAAA
(IS SPOOPED and frickin' goes toppling, making a crash landing on the couch. BOOSH)
...bwuhhhhhhh...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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(The two soldiers straighten back up before one of them produces and unrolls a scroll for Audrey and Akihito to see. The script is foreign, but from the arrangement and sizes of the font it looks like a wanted poster. In the middle is a picture of Kyubey.)
Kitchen
Kyubey: <My name is Kyubey. What's yours?>
edited 31st Oct '16 4:40:29 PM by megarockman
The damned queen and the relentless knight.