...Oh JYEAUS!
(His expression immediately brightens.)
T'vwouldt be a hyuessfül eaxersiaze, t'estimate zhe falue auf der pröpertie. Pliss, do schowe mich around, jyeas?
...Aww frick, ow. Alright. Here, uh, lemme—
(Plops the ladder into position and quickly begins to scale it. It's worth noting, Gabby is, like, 4'10 and is very noodly.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Well, like—... I think so? I've, like, worked out a little bit recently, so I guess I have some muscles and crap.
(Starts to reach up, legs shaking a tiny bit.)
(Scampers after Alex excitedly on those short little legs with an awkward, waddling gait, tail swishing around.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019HWARGH FRICK—!
(GRRRRRAB. Those tiny stick arms are now latched tightly around Kitt, but, uh... There's not a good deal of leverage Gabby can provide with how little there is to her, and she's only barely managing to keep the ladder from tipping over.)
Ghhhhhh—!!
Ahhhhh, ist werry ehhhhspacious, zhis roum!
(Studies it intently, eyes curiously darting to and fro.)
...Mmmmhhh, ehhhbaut zhis dècor, 'ow vfery dated it seems... Zhose drapes, d'are so two-thousaund und elefen!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Tva-teusund und sextein. Zhe ehhhstyle auf der architecture, it vwould lend itself bättre to eizher a moure baroque luek aur somezhing werry modtern. As it ist preasauntly, d'appearánce ist tahhhcky, so dated, brinks zhe tautal falue dauhn by zhe 'undreds!
(Disapproving headshake.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

...Right, one sec.
(Scurries off in a rush, returning about a minute later with a HUUUUGE frickoff ladder, struggling to walk it in there.)
Rrrrrrghhh... FRICK... think this is... nnnrrrghhh... tall enough...
HHHWELL, per'aps a louke at mein cyaurd vwouldt 'elp, non?
(Quickly hands Alex a business card with said florid name on it, the pic on there having the same self-assured pose as he's got in the avatar.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019