Nah. You're way too small, for starters. And you can talk. And you don't have nearly as many scales as you should. And you've got a sense of humor. I tried ta tell a joke to a dragon once, when I was really, really bored, and it set me on fire, the asshole.
Don't ask.
-to Link- Oh, hey, you're that hot chick's broth... uh oh.
...I totally wasn't hitting on her earlier! At all!
edited 9th Nov '11 4:08:22 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistSorry, but I call 'em like I see 'em.
>Sees mish-mash of limbs<
...You know what, you're probably right. Forget I said it...
Tropers watching moviesNah, this is Cloudy's body. And as Cloudy's shut himself away in the back of his head for the time being, he can't consent to anything right now.
I don't have a true body. I never did. I told you, I'm not even real. I'm just sentient schizophrenia. I'm based off the real Zack Fair, and he died years ago.
edited 9th Nov '11 4:30:12 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI told ya. It's Spikey's. You'd have to ask him, and he's not available right now. He's shut himself away, and he's... hold on a sec... -his eyes go blank for a moment, and he shudders- having a bad dream. Can't say I envy him. You'll have to ask later.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistI am far more powerful than any god, I am the embodiment of chaos! Plus I come from a world when even mortals have to wait for their natual death, there is no killing here.
You wouldn't live forever, I can because I'm a spirit, and was once the leader of the Draconequus race, you would be a mortal Draconequus just like the ones who lived long ago, you would even get to pick your life expectancy, you can choose to live to be anywhere from 50 to 500, and it will be around that age that your body dies. Just ask Cloudy how long you should live,
edited 9th Nov '11 4:48:23 PM by GazBevMoo
-A man walks in with priest clothes-
???- "If anyone not love the Lord Jesus Christ, let him be accursed at his feet, God save you from your fate, ahem."
-Joker looks around-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg

>Waves Weakly<
Yeah, yea...a dragon? When you think you've seen it all...
I was thinking it was about time for some discord
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