-snorts a little bit, waking herself up-
-mumbles for a bit, before walking into the main room-
-she notices Tallis looking awfully mopey, and walks over-
-sitting next to Tallis, squinting at her for a moment- Need someone to talk to?
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It warms up the muscles, and helps them get more flexible.
Which is good- particularly for learning the kicks.
Bartitsu has a lot more legwork than one might expect.
He also needs his legs to run away. -Kitt chimes in-
Yes- barring that small jab at my line of work, thanks honey, being able to move, or run fast, is very good.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postI don't think we've really met, so I won't pretend to know what's going on.
If you need a distraction, I'm happy to be that and all.
-very calm, for someone who looks absolutely drunk-
-and smells heavily of booze-
-offers a hand-shake- Call me Yuri. -smiles- It's not my full name, but- I can't tell you the full-name for reasons you might be able to guess.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-nods-
Good job on going for joints.
Make sure you don't feint too often.
Your assailant will know how to tell when you're feinting if you do it too often.
-nods- Ahh- yeah, yeah. Not a good time for it, I understand.
Though- -sighs a little, a small hiccup- I haven't been sober in about 300 years. So maybe I don't quite understand.
Is hard to tell sometimes. I have these waves where I'm competent- and waves where I'm not competent...
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One day I will make one.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?