-Bruce Willis and friends have, "CHARACTER BUILDING!", Bruce is hammering his future son-and-law, Ben Aflack our however you spell it, when OH NOES! ship makes a crash landing on the big blue evil Meteor-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg-Okay, so crew suits up, Bruce, Ben and friends go out, make witty lines, turns out they have missed the landing sight!, so they got to move the equipment further, then comes the RED SHIRT DEATHS!, Characters freak, Mission Control freaks. Fast forward 30 mins because its mostly deaths and FREAKING WINDY METEOR WHICH MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE THERE IN FARKING SPACE! and them dragging the digger and the Nuke-
Hum...
edited 26th Jul '12 8:17:46 PM by GearLeader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEgThis isn't new to me.
Sort of Unrelated:this
◊ is the pic my new avvie came from
-to Riki- Okay, there was this giant meteor heading towards Earth that could destroy all life on it, so a group of people were gathered and sent up to space to destroy the meteor and make it so that it avoids Earth entirely.
-to Daisy- Yup. Meteors are huge space rocks.
edited 26th Jul '12 8:22:36 PM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanThere trying to blow up the rock, so it doesn't hit the Earth and make it go boom
-Okay so, they start digging the hole!, and get the bomb in place, but OH NOES! the bombs remote detonation device is broken, everyone starts to freak the fuck out, Mission Control is freaking-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg-Is pet- ^_^ -Daisy should get oily black stains on her hand-
Oh... Why they not use giant cannon like Hom Hom in Colony 9? Less deaths that way.
...And now bomb not go boom. These not clever Hom Hom.
"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."-There is way to make it work! BUT SOMEONE GONNA HAVE TO STAY WITH THE BOMB! AND THEY ONLY GOT AN HOUR BEFORE THE EARTH IS SCREWED ANYWAY! Bruce and team make a plan, Bruce's daughter and Billy Bob are watching at mission control, the crew go back to the ship and draw straws-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg

It won't work. Shinra tried the same thing. All it did was piss them off.
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist