You really think I bought it? You think I'm that much of an idiot? I'm flattered. No, really, I am. I let you the fuck out because that was the smart thing to do. You think I'm dumb enough to ignore you, piss you off, and then have to deal with it when someone else let you out? No. No, I wouldn't do that. It's just prudent. It's being a smart fucking person.
-Is gradually getting angrier and angrier, having been completely set off-
I couldn't care less if you give a shit about me or not. I can tell you're not the kind of person who really cares about anyone but themselves. I don't mind. I don't fucking care. Just don't sit here and act like it. You're a shitty actor. I can see right through it.
I'll ask you one more time. I feel like shit, I don't want to deal with this. Please, just fuck off. I'm not in the mood for games. Just let me mope. I don't want to make someone throw you out. I don't want that kind of bullshit. Make this easy for both of us, okay?

-Dripping with condescension-
"Oh, and what's the widdle mortal gonna do if I don't?"
edited 18th Oct '16 12:14:29 PM by Randomman5