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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176351: Oct 17th 2016 at 6:45:14 AM

Al right- great- great.

So- this was back thirty years or so ago... maybe slightly more.

I made this bet that this- fuckin'- Bulgarian woman, could give birth to one of the greatest blood psychics.

No-one- fuckin- no-one believed me when I picked out this specific girl. So is like... I gotta work on this alone, to prove a point, yeah?

I fuckin... try to find anyone who would be a good match for her. Like- good guys- upstanding tourists. That kinda thing, yeah? Who does she fuckin' choose after all that? Local mob boss.

So I'm sitting at my home like- "Fuuuck what do I do- he's going to become a villain, I just know it!" 'cause y'know- unstable family life- father is mobster- son become mobster. That kind of thing.

So a few years pass- kid is in childhood. He seems good- but then most children- they're good. He starts running in a gang- expected- but still making me panic- because this is like- whether he is villain.

Someone who actually betted against me- is fuckin'... giving Rayko's childhood friend... like- the fall into villainy. So Rayko gets dragged into it. He tries to collect bet- I say "Not yet- give it a moment" and so, then I'm like- glad because it looks like he's on a line where he can go either way- bet is not settled on whether he is actually a hero or actually a villain.

Plus he is also not necessarily the greatest blood psychic as I thought he'd be yet...

So- then- recently- he disappears. He is around this place, I hear. So I am here- to like... check on his progress- and see how my bets are progressing.

'Cause- y'know- I don't want to be blind in case he flips into one or the other. Or if he gets a fuckin' wife because I have a bet on that too.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176354: Oct 17th 2016 at 6:51:33 AM

'Course I care. By this point he is one of my favorites. I make bets because I want good things.

And at my level, all I do is make bets.

... That and I'm kind of addicted to making bets. Is' my vice.

That and the alcohol, I suppose.

So yeah- I care. I care a bit. I care.

But like- in a very uh... gardener way.

Like- caring for plants.

Wanting them to grow all nice and- flowery and good.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1176355: Oct 17th 2016 at 6:53:00 AM

I like flowers...

Mmnghnn...

-Falls asleep with her head against the table-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176357: Oct 17th 2016 at 6:56:04 AM

Ahh- she's going to have a fun hangover. -grins a little-

So what about you, Trudy? Got your eye on anyone?

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1176358: Oct 17th 2016 at 6:57:42 AM

"... Ionno, not really. I don't, see too many boys..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176359: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:00:06 AM

Ahh- that's fair, fair enough.

I'm sure you'll find someone though. Good person, Trudy- I can already tell.

An' they're going to be lucky, I tell you. Be they a boy or a girl.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1176360: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:08:31 AM

"Girls?! Think 'm some gaaaaay?"

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1176361: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:08:56 AM

late clock-in, prayin' one of y'all is free

(Loud, questionably-okay breathing noises emanate from the couch's general area.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176362: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:17:26 AM

Well, I'm not gonna tell you whether you should be. I'm just sayin'-

I'm just sayin' that I wouldn't judge if you were.

'S a perfectly viable relationship.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1176363: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:20:15 AM

"... I may have had dreams if being covered in ass n titties."

Panos

Panos you hear... THE DRUNKS

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176364: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:21:15 AM

You could like both then. -shrugs-

That's also possible.

And acceptable.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1176365: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:25:16 AM

"... Woooo... Bring it oooon-"

And Then She Vomited On Herself

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176366: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:27:32 AM

Ahhh- -laughs- Ahh- mortals, and their- puking... -snickers a little- Maybe you need to rest up for a bit. -grins- I'll clean up the puke, don't worry.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1176368: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:31:07 AM

…?

(Peers up at them from his slump, squinting in their direction and drawing in a rough, phlegmy wheeze.)

...A-are...?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176369: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:33:35 AM

'Course you do, you puked on yourself, silly.

-gets up from her chair-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1176370: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:37:15 AM

"... -leans back, giggling- Fuuuck... -hic, ejecting a bit more of her contents... It's... going down her chin now...-"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176371: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:40:48 AM

-is undeterred-

Lets get you somewhere for nap-time.

You need to sleep it off....

-grabs some kitchen towel to wipe off the puke-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1176373: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:45:01 AM

-puke cleaned, Yuri wheels Trudy into the main room- I don't know where you sleep, so this'll have to do, okay?

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1176374: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:53:57 AM

...

She's dead.

Dead asleep, anyway.

least she's not a snorer

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1176375: Oct 17th 2016 at 7:55:46 AM

(Eyes Trudy and Yuri dazedly, clad in boxers, a t-shirt and a bathrobe that fits more like a small jacket than anything else, a sleeping kitten resting on his stomach.)

...Wh-what is—... uhhhhm... I-I-is she ill...?

(Sounds pretty hoarse himself, coughing a bit.)

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

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