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....A crystal ball.
HAH! The Lord would never accept a DEMON into his graces! Your very EXISTENCE is an insult to the beauty of the world he brought to life, Satanspawn!
IIII was once in his favor! I was once his right hand, the holder of his Mighty Sword!......But oh, how long ago that was.....
NOW look at me! LOOOK AT MEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEE....
Main Room
(takes a closer look. Does a hillbilly have a banjo, and does he want to make the protagonists squeal like pigs?)
(@Armor) V-very well, then... (passionate flames in her eyes) I'll still tr-try helping o-others even though they m-might never forgive me. And stop pitying y-yourself! W-what would the Lord t-think if he saw you l-like this?!
-Shrugs- Maybe she just doesn't know what she is. I used to think I had ice vision before my dad sat me down and had the whole magic talk.
-Isn't quite impressed just yet since Cloud was fairly vocal about the whole getting sprayed thing-
-Does her best to sound patient- Well, if you can tell us where he is, we'd be really grateful.

That's an urban myth.