Forest
The hell's a phone call?Roof
...Oh right! It's from—-Looks around and continues reading the letter-
... ...? ... ...!! ...!!!!! ...?? .................................
WAIT WHAT!?
-Immediately morphs up and speeds through the woods for the lake-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-meanwhile, at the lake-
-Rayko is just panting a little, whilst lying down on a rock, that is pretty caked with blood- Fuck- at least I managed to... fuckin... get him to leave...
-multiple stab wounds and lacerations, all of which are bleeding heavily-
Wish I knew how much blood I was producing right now...
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postLake
Aaaaaaaah! Okay... okay, cat's out of the bag, I'll uh—! Crap first aid doesn't prepare me for this...-Facepalms-
Gah! I should've brought someone who can help with this here! I can't- Of course I can't help with this! I don't want everything spilling out if I grab you so... so just hang on okay?! Yeah???
-Starts backing up to leave, trying to gauge if he won't just bleed out if he takes his eyes off him-
Forest
Okay, I think we're gettin' our lines mixed up here, Chin-Fuzz. Let's straighten this shit out, eh?Have you seen some suspicious lookin' fuck with bedsheets or somethin' out here?
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

"Didn't bounce away the rock I threw at it."