-he seizes momentarily, then quirks an eyebrow-
No, but he certainly didn't learn everything in fifth grade. Did you know that until he was thirteen, he though dumbapples were sentient, hence the name? Or that periods were blue because of the fluid they used in commercials?
-convulses again- Hey! No fair, Spike!
edited 8th Nov '11 1:57:38 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon AlchemistThis place used to have a Library, But it was blown to bits by a crazy guy.
Some dick demon tried to kill us all, But we killed it first.
Shameless Self-promotion ho!-Morgomir tenses up-
I sense a being of great evil approaching... From above!!!
-Morgomir was right, the ceiling gives way to a demonic pegasus with wings of fire sumptuously clad in iron barding and it's rider, A heavily armored knight with glowing red eyes carrying a massive 5-meter long lance resting on his shoulder with a mace, bow and arrows hanging from the sides of his mount and wearing an iron cuirass, iron lamellar, a veil made of chainmail and a black leather tabard
◊ with his master's emblem
◊. The Knight then scans the room and eventually, locking his eyes on Volkov and Joshua-
What primitive armor.
Holy shit... That emblem...
-Volkov's eyes widen at the emblem and pulls out his pistol, shooting at the knight to little effect-
My master seeks to test thee prior to the day of his ascension. You would be most wise to use more effective weapons and tactics.
-The Knight brings the lance down and charges, prompting Volkov, Morgomir and Joshua to jump out of the way, but Morgomir was weighed down by his armor and got flung aside by the rider's charge-
AAAAGHH!!!
-The ghostly man is flung aside but gets up a few moments later, glaring in hate at the knight who dared attack him-
Shameless Self-promotion ho!Whaaaa...? Oh, goody, I get to do one of these myself! -draws the Fusion Swords and detaches everything but the main blade with some difficulty- Honestly, I have no idea how you deal with all these, Spike. Just one will be fine.
Okay, come and get it!
edited 8th Nov '11 7:07:39 PM by GameSpazzer
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist

Nathan Drake. I've slept here for a while too. And you are...?
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