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(Visibly stunned that this gurl didn't immediately get offended to hell. also that it's been that long FRICKIN JESUS )
...Oh. Uh... 'Cuz... 'Cuz you need to, it's—... It isn't good for you to wait that long and not, uh... Yeah.
...Mwo?
(Blinks and gently sets his MOSS and MOSSBAG down on the ground, curiously walking over to the water's edge to see wot who bubbles.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-From the briny deep comes a HUGE SPLASH-
-A massive fish majestically leaps from its watery home into the wild frontier of the big blue sky-
-Except it doesn't its being carried by a man whom it dwarfs in size-
-The man LANDS on the shore with a ground shaking thud, the fish carried over his broad shoulders-
-The man looks towards Park, a smaller fish in his teeth-bared mouth and a wild look in his eyes-
GRRRRR
edited 10th Sep '16 10:23:43 AM by MacDuffy
The frick it does, sister, unless you like the idea of your body being covered in, like, oozing pus-filled sores and—and big frickoff craters in your frickin' skin and flesh!
(SPOOOOOOKY finger-waggling for emphasis.)
C'mon, like—... This is important, you could get really badly sick...
Oh! Oh yes, please, erm— if you don't mind, that is...
(Is already giving them fishies a hungry ogle...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-GRIN-
Alright!
-And so, some time later, a huge fire pit is made near the lake, big enough to cook the mighty superfish-
-This is an enormous fire hazard, but shit if that fish doesn't look tasty-
-Roger hops down to ground level, carrying two massive hunks of cooked fish on large sticks, and holding one out to Park-
Here ya go!
(Gives her an "MMMHM, THAAAAAT'S RIGHT" sorta nod.)
Good, that's a start... And like, look, soap, okay? Lotsa frickin' soap, just, like— just soap it to heck and back, everywhere, and be sure to scrub your scalp really good when you shampoo.
(Palpable fuckin' joy.)
Ohhhh, thank you, thank you ever so much, sir!
(Digs dafuk into that shit, also eating, uh... chunks of raw moss with the fish. Huh...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Uh. Yeah, no, the staph won't really care if you just "think about it", you're gonna need to bite the frickin' bullet.
(Persistent little one...)
...Hmm, well... Rather distinct, it's very hard to describe to someone who has not tried it yet... Have you ever eaten grass?
(Munch munch.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Sporadicity warning, doing some Autumn cleaning.
...Uh... You, uh...
(DEEEEEEPBREATH)
...When... When did you, like—... um... last shower?
(INSTANTANEOUS REGRET
FFFFFFRICK)
(BONUS LIMITED EDITION Park harvesting moss by the lake.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019