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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1154951: Sep 10th 2016 at 10:03:40 AM

Sporadicity warning, doing some Autumn cleaning.

...Uh... You, uh...

(DEEEEEEPBREATH)

...When... When did you, like—... um... last shower?

(INSTANTANEOUS REGRET FFFFFFRICK)


(BONUS LIMITED EDITION Park harvesting moss by the lake.)

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1154953: Sep 10th 2016 at 10:15:04 AM

-The surface of the lake begins to ripple and bubble-

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1154954: Sep 10th 2016 at 10:20:42 AM

(Visibly stunned that this gurl didn't immediately get offended to hell. also that it's been that long FRICKIN JESUS )

...Oh. Uh... 'Cuz... 'Cuz you need to, it's—... It isn't good for you to wait that long and not, uh... Yeah.


...Mwo?

(Blinks and gently sets his MOSS and MOSSBAG down on the ground, curiously walking over to the water's edge to see wot who bubbles.)

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1154955: Sep 10th 2016 at 10:22:53 AM

-From the briny deep comes a HUGE SPLASH-

-A massive fish majestically leaps from its watery home into the wild frontier of the big blue sky-

-Except it doesn't its being carried by a man whom it dwarfs in size-

-The man LANDS on the shore with a ground shaking thud, the fish carried over his broad shoulders-

-The man looks towards Park, a smaller fish in his teeth-bared mouth and a wild look in his eyes-

GRRRRR

edited 10th Sep '16 10:23:43 AM by MacDuffy

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1154957: Sep 10th 2016 at 10:27:51 AM

...Well, sure, you haven't... yet. Like, frickin'—... You ever heard of staph? Staphylococcus?


…!

(FUGGIN' ASTONISHED, breaks out in excited chortles.)

Oh—oh my goodness heavens, ahahahaha, that's—...! How did you do that?

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1154959: Sep 10th 2016 at 10:34:10 AM

....Mmph?

-He sets the fish on his shoulder down with an even bigger groundshaking THUD and spits the smaller fish out into his hand-

Well, I swam in the lake.....then I grabbed the fish! Lots of people do that!

Want some?

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1154960: Sep 10th 2016 at 10:38:36 AM

The frick it does, sister, unless you like the idea of your body being covered in, like, oozing pus-filled sores and—and big frickoff craters in your frickin' skin and flesh!

(SPOOOOOOKY finger-waggling for emphasis.)

C'mon, like—... This is important, you could get really badly sick...


Oh! Oh yes, please, erm— if you don't mind, that is...

(Is already giving them fishies a hungry ogle...)

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1154962: Sep 10th 2016 at 10:46:31 AM

-GRIN-

Alright!

-And so, some time later, a huge fire pit is made near the lake, big enough to cook the mighty superfish-

-This is an enormous fire hazard, but shit if that fish doesn't look tasty-

-Roger hops down to ground level, carrying two massive hunks of cooked fish on large sticks, and holding one out to Park-

Here ya go!

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1154963: Sep 10th 2016 at 10:57:27 AM

(Gives her an "MMMHM, THAAAAAT'S RIGHT" sorta nod.)

Good, that's a start... And like, look, soap, okay? Lotsa frickin' soap, just, like— just soap it to heck and back, everywhere, and be sure to scrub your scalp really good when you shampoo.


(Palpable fuckin' joy.)

Ohhhh, thank you, thank you ever so much, sir!

(Digs dafuk into that shit, also eating, uh... chunks of raw moss with the fish. Huh...)

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1154964: Sep 10th 2016 at 11:01:46 AM

....?

-Roger looks at him eating moss with the fish-

....Mmmphmphmphmphmphmphphmpmhpm?

-He says, with a massive mouthful of fish-

-Translated, it means "What's that stuff you're putting on the fish?"-

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1154966: Sep 10th 2016 at 11:17:15 AM

-Artemis is making tea in the kitchen-

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MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1154967: Sep 10th 2016 at 11:18:23 AM

…? Oh, this?

(Clearly this boy has a future in dentistry with his ability to comprehend mouthful-ese.)

Erm, ahahaha, it's... This is just moss, actually. Sort of a long story, but I eat a great deal of moss.


...Alright. You gonna do it?

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1154968: Sep 10th 2016 at 11:19:18 AM

"I'll think about it."

you know who i havent played in a long time

SUZY CAMERON

she's also in the kitchen, watching the Coffee Flow

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1154969: Sep 10th 2016 at 11:30:17 AM

-He swallows, looking at the moss curiously-

Ohhhh.......really? What's it taste like??

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#1154970: Sep 10th 2016 at 11:46:37 AM

Uh. Yeah, no, the staph won't really care if you just "think about it", you're gonna need to bite the frickin' bullet.

(Persistent little one...)


...Hmm, well... Rather distinct, it's very hard to describe to someone who has not tried it yet... Have you ever eaten grass?

(Munch munch.)

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1154971: Sep 10th 2016 at 11:51:11 AM

"You're frustrating to talk with."

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1154972: Sep 10th 2016 at 11:52:25 AM

-blargh fuck it, aki walks by the lake and happens to see pirate and bug guy eating fish at a bonfire-

...?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1154973: Sep 10th 2016 at 11:55:38 AM

... -takes note of the coffee woman-

-coffee... tea's mortal enemy...!-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1154975: Sep 10th 2016 at 12:03:09 PM

....Grass? That sounds nasty!

...?

-He looks in the direction of the approaching Akihiko-


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