"No, I live to destroy. The old must be wiped away to make room for new planets and new life. Think of me as the demolition crew."
-The knife is labeled "Murderous Joker" and has a description at the bottom-
An evil blade which shares its fate with the bearer. With each foe it topples, its cursed edge grows closer to the wielder's heart.
-It does, however, feel stupidly powerful-
edited 6th Sep '16 8:26:23 PM by Randomman5
-Memory!Beerus downs a weird-looking beverage and looks at the royals-
''"Mm...the drink was quite good."
-The royals look relieved for a brief moment-
"...But the food was a bit too greasy for my tastes. I think I'll only destroy half this time."
"...H-half?"
-Memory!Beerus taps his finger on the table, and the scene suddenly cuts to a view of the planet from space-
-The entire southern hemisphere suddenly detonates into ash and rubble-
edited 6th Sep '16 8:34:31 PM by Randomman5

"Well, the man I spoke to seems to disagree. And from what I can tell, this literal one-man army doesn't have much of a self-preservation instinct. That or dodging is a complicated concept to him."