Mmmm, but I have...
(SHIT SHIT SHIT, terrifying shirtless Viking(?) man pouncing at you, Ches, MAYDAY!)
KHHHHHHEHEHEEEEHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!~
…!
(Startles a wee bit.)
...Oh, Marcia, thank God! There is—... I think I found a comatose person, and I've no idea what to do...
(Palpable worry.)
(Is all :| )
...Uhhhh... Look, like—... You're not frickin' in Quebec anymore, okay? There's all kinds of people here, and you're just gonna have to, like... deal.
edited 2nd Sep '16 1:50:08 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Ches just immediately pulls out the Baton in a swipe to meet the lunge-
If you're sure.
-grins- That's why you have an escape plan after the fact.
See- you seem to be under the impression that I'm inexperienced... or maybe you think I'm some kind of a moron, aye?
But even if that's the case... there's stuff I know, that no-one else does. -folds her arms, smug-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postAh, I should not have expected better from a Blockhead.
-Gabby-
What a Anglo-Come-Lately mentality. You may come into my home and demand I speak your stupid language, but the second I wish to live as I will outside- no!
... Hello, boy!
-Goes to give him a pet-
edited 2nd Sep '16 1:56:31 PM by eldritchseer
(Takes the baton to the face, flinching back a bit, but cackles maniacally and takes a mighty swing for Ches' head.)
...Oh! Ahhhh, okay, this is good to know. Erm... Will he be alright on the floor like that?
...Look, nobody's, like, maliciously trying to force English on you, ya dingus, you just happen to be in a place where that's what almost everyone speaks... And, uh... I'm not a frickin' Anglo, okay? I'm like... half-Vietnamese, I was just raised in British Columbia.
BRB for a few minutes
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Mate- if you think you're hard, get the fuck in here.
I'll teach you a lesson.
-Ches just narrowly ducks beneath the swipe for his head-
-before giving one hell of a hard punch to the man's diaphragm, mainly to incapacitate-
edited 2nd Sep '16 2:13:29 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

I rather think that you would find yourself in a particularly sticky situation after the fact...
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI