You're a right little Alan Tutti Frutti, come on, then!
-she pulls out a secondary bowie knife, one remarkably similar to the one on the door- I came here to kill me half-brother, but if there's a two-for-one, I'll take the deal.
... -Ches feels in this moment, he is surrounded by the insane, but at least the woman is distracted, he's reaching for something beneath the bed slowly-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postEdge of Woods
Homura: ...I suppose that's one way to help. (was clearly not expecting that answer)
Portal
Blind!Sayaka: Back off. (takes a moment to summon a freakin' claymore and rushes at the barrier and starts whaling on it) GRAAAH! (Cracks start to form)
(Jasmine, meanwhile, is in obvious pain but still focuses on the barrier with an arm towards it.)
Jasmine: R-rho...Aias...
(Blind!Sayaka's pounding doesn't break pattern even though a second barrier forms in front of the portal
to try to delay her.)
-her knee gives out a little, not broken, but definitely enough force to take her down to one knee- Gah! That 'urt, miss- I'll have ya pay for that, ya hear? -she raises her knife, clearly aiming to stab downward for the knee-
-before being tazed in the back- Kh-! -and falling over unconscious-
-with Ches standing behind her-
Anger issues, I'm glad they make people overlook things.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postThat- may have been the case, but I wasn't fighting for the joy of it.
-dusts himself off-
I'm a vigilante, and she's a criminal that has- obviously been hired to kill me.
I remember putting her behind bars before.
Arms trade.
Regardless- I'm not looking to fight you for no reason.
-still twitching on the ground a little-
... I might ask for your help detaining her somewhere secure, though.
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Audrey, I'm Audrey...I don't wanna hurt you, I swear...