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...I somehow doubt—... This... This is quite unnerving, actually, I seriously must be... quite disoriented from...
(Groans a bit and lays back down.)
Eheheh, lucky guess... Hey, so. Just to inform you, there actually isn't a Grail War happening here right now. This place is... anomalous, I will put it that way.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-startles at the gunshot-
-frowns, placing a hand on his hip-
Is that so?
-looks around Gunther's room, studying it-
Then... it pains me to be so blunt after only just being summoned... but if there is no Grail War, then what is the point of summoning me at all?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI(Narrows his eyes a little.)
...Listen, now, everyone... Nearly everyone here has been nothing short of kind and charitable thus far... Why the devil should I have anything to fear other than whatever awful thing that ghastly blond man did to me that has me so ill...?
(The room is at once messy and spartan, papers strewn about the floor and some taped to the walls.)
...Eheheh! It's... It's funny, actually, my DVDs sort of fell into a circle, and... Well. I was trying to summon someone else.
(Wry smirk.)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Gracia has managed to get herself back onto the couch-
-Feeling shit-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...Of course. But—... That doesn't mean I must be paranoid, or assuming ill of kind acquaintances, does it?
...Heh! I happen to admire that person very much, and I was mainly just curious, given the lovely happenstance of my DVD pile. There are other Servants around, though, just not so much in a Grail War configuration.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019...Wh—... Come now, Savannah quite literally saved my life last night... You're just—... Or I guess I am, if... if this just me... But you're segueing dangerously into the waters of self-contradiction, you know that...?
...Heh, alright. It's some sort of bizarre dimension that people seem to fall into and cannot get out of, like an ant lion pit or what have you. Chances are, you probably would have shown here whether or not I summoned you.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019-Starts pointing shit out, like the trigger, safety, sights, stock, all that lame shit-
The most important things are the trigger. Which, uh- you know what that does. And the safety. Always keep that on if you're not going to shoot anything. It'll stop the gun from firing if it's on.
-Realizes she's repeating herself-
Never point a gun at anything you don't mean to shoot. Even if it's not loaded. It's just- a good habit.

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(His eyes widen a bit.)
...E-erm... I... I beg your pardon...?
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(Deep, forlorn sigh. Oh well, should have expected...)
...Heh. You would be right. Saber, I take it.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019