KHHHHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA—!
(Lets loose with a shrieking cackle before he hits the tree, flopping over onto the forest floor with an awful rictus grin.)
YyyyyyyyYEAHAHAHAHHH...
...Nngh... R-right, yes...
[fumbling noises that persist for maybe a good 45 seconds]
(Eventually, though, he does get the tattered remnants of his tracksuit off and the faucet on.)
edited 20th Aug '16 11:53:04 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019... Mruh...
-Gracia sits up, feeling defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvenated-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(Giggles softly to himself, just laying there... But the giggles gradually die down, and he is silent a long while.)
...That's... about enough, I think...
(Suddenly vanishes into thin air.)
(Hunched over, breathing heavily as the water rehydrates the rest of him. freakyass fat caterpillar torso and gross vestigial legs)
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make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

fuckle soz mobi
"Alright, just... get naked and go turn on the faucet. -turns around, not wanting to see fatdick-"