(Genuine, palpable glee.)
...Hehhhh ehhhhhehehhhhhh...! Did... Did you blink while it was happening, or—...? That—... That... I must know what this show is called, oh my God...
(Peers down at Pooch Pal.) ...Ehhhhehehehhh... Is it time for your medicine again...
(Ohhh FUCK that shit straight up burns now. Also, wowoweewaa you are in some kind of summoning circle, what the frick...?)
(And something is appearing in said circle, something... muscular, tall, but shorter than you...)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Briefly gives Bryce a look like he's some sort of madman.)
...I love this show. Just— heh! —just keep watching, something else will happen, and it will probably be even better... hhhholy shit...
(in the fuckin' ZONE)
(A tall, pale man with long hair and rippling muscles and not enough shirt on
materializes, his posture oddly feral.)
.....
(Aaaaand then he falls flat on his face and starts... snoring loudly.)
Zzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzz...
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

BACKLE
...Heh. It's just some dry business stuff, don't worry. I'm sure he'll have it all explained to you soon enough.
(Looks back at Asterios.) Eheheh, yes. Really, we should get along famously, I think I like you.
(ANIME VIOLENCE)
…
...Hhhhhehehahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha, holy fuck!
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019