ChrissieMcNapkins
bruhonetta
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HilarityEnsues
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Boxen
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#1141158: Aug 13th 2016 at 5:31:50 PM
My client is in a state that is categorically impossible- he is simultaneously alive and dead.
A ghost materialized permanently- and he is thus invulnerable as well as able to go invisible at will.
It is an anomaly born of incompetence which prevents him from moving on.
And prevents him from coming back- because he is still- oddly- 'alive.'
Thus, it is the incompetence of the universe in putting him in this state of perpetual waiting of a decision between whether he's alive or dead.
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ChrissieMcNapkins
bruhonetta
from the traphouse
Since: Nov, 2012
Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
Bcom
Since: Jun, 2014
Boxen
whatever he can
Since: Jan, 2013
HilarityEnsues
Since: Sep, 2009
Bcom
Since: Jun, 2014
HilarityEnsues
Since: Sep, 2009
Boxen
whatever he can
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No problem.
It's mostly because there aren't any others that could really be held accountable at the moment.
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