-rifles through paper, loud enough that it can be heard- No, that argument seems lacking... can't attack the universe on incompetence either...
Incompetency, is the clear thing that's going on here- but can I say that... or is there a way to argue around it for the same end...
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-nods- I am indeed. My specialty is the paranormal.
Generally my cases concern pacts with demons, and other supernatural forces.
I'd do the more standard fare- but that doesn't get traction in hell... nor can I really commute and work on Earth's cases without causing a stir. Other underworlds I'm fine with.
It's a very niche market. Especially as most in my world are completely unaware that they can try and negotiate contracts in court...
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

I just mean... I kind of don't have a lot of people to talk to back home and... it gets boring.
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.